Posted in Canada, Food, Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, Scotland, Spain, UK, tagged Canada, China, England, Funny, Humor, Humour, KNEES, Lance Armstrong, Mankind, Milk, Milkmen, Satire, Scotland, Shanghai, Sheep, Stephen Hawking, Swimming, USA on September 22, 2014| 16 Comments »
I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now.
I haven’t been very well. Didn’t see that coming.
Without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. November 8th 2014 – A man with large knees but low self-esteem will swim The Atlantic. Non Stop. Underwater. He will be venerated by all and held up as a role model for today’s feckless youth.
2. May 24 2015 – Scotland votes for independence from the UK.
3. December 25 2015 – Lance Armstrong will marry his crack pipe in a small, family only affair in Las Vegas.
“MESSAGES FROM THE OTHER SIDE……”
Mary, Banbury;
You left the tin of peas on the bus
Alexi, Minsk;
You’ll find the pencil in the bread bin
Liang Bo in Shanghai
Agreed!
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….
Posted in Canada, Food, Humor, Humour, Satire, Scotland, Spain, UK, tagged Black Humour, Britain, Canada, Drug Abuse, Drug Addicition, Drugs, England, Feminism, George Osborne, Humor, Humour, India, Indonesia, London, Politics, Prostitution, Public Health, Random, Satire, Scotland, Scottish Independence, UK, UK News, USA, You Couldn't Make it Up! on September 4, 2014| 10 Comments »
Hi Kids,
It is your duty to take drugs!
As the Government now includes proceeds from drugs and prostitution in official statistics I am proud that my Crack habit has helped pull the country out of recession. I’m not sure how statisticians arrived at these figures (exhaustive research must have been undertaken).
Prostitution should no longer be seen as drug addled women being pimped by scum to pay for their heroin addiction but as a bold, nay noble effort to get the country back on its feet, up against a wall or in a car or in a bus shelter…..
Makes ya proud to be British!
Beats me why would Scotland wish to become independent!
Uncle Crackhead
Posted in Animals, Art, Poetry, poetry, france, burkha, Scotland, Spain, tagged "Poetry",, Beauty, Birdsong, Ireland, Life, Morning, Nature, Northern Ireland, Outdoors, Poems, Rambling, Spain, Walking, World War 1 on August 5, 2014| 5 Comments »
Bluebell frillary
Shoots of Barley on the hillcrest field
Wet dripping barbed wire
Silver slivers of cold Spring light
Through a disorder of branches
A palette of greens
Smatterings of shade
Brown muddy boots
And from everywhere
Birdsong
Posted in Art, Canada, Food, Funny, ginger, humor, nonsense, Happiness, History, Humor, Satire, Spain, UK, tagged Art, Artists, Birds Eye, England, Fish, Fishfingers, Food, Humor, Humour, Malaga, Modern Art, Painting, Picasso, Smoking, Spain, Surreal Humor, USA on August 1, 2014| 3 Comments »
The great man enjoying a drag on his breadcrumbed fish fag!
No wonder all his faces were a bit wonky.
During His Fish Period
Posted in Art, Funny, ginger, humor, nonsense, Humor, Humour, Movies, Random Thoughts, Satire, Show Business, Spain, tagged 1960's, Chickens, Cinema, Clint Eastwood, Comedy, England, Films, Food, Funny, Humor, Humour, Italy, Movies, Nature, Poor Lip Synching, Sausage, Sausages, Sergio Leone, Spaghetti Westerns, Spain, USA, Westerns on July 26, 2014| 6 Comments »
Gingerfightback can reveal that Sergio Leone originally called “The Man With No Name” – “The Man With A Sausage On His Hat”.
We are glad that Sergio changed his mind…..
The Sausage Spaghetti Western Trilogy;
A Fistful Of Sausages
For A Few Sausages More
The Good The Bad And The Sausage
And here is the original poster for A Fistful of Chickens.
The Chick With No Name
Posted in Football, Funny, Humor, Humour, News, Satire, Soccer, Spain, The World Cup, tagged Argentina, Arjen Robben, Bastein Shcweinsteiger, Benedict Cumberbatch, Brazil, Buddha, Christ The Redeemer, Darth Vader, England, FIFA, Football, Funny, Germany, Humor, Humour, Lionel Messi, Netherlands, Philipp Laum, Robin Van Persie, Satire, Scholari, Sherlock, Soccer, Spain, Star Wars, Star Wars 7, The FA, The World Cup, World Cup on July 14, 2014| 27 Comments »
Ginger Sooty filed this from Copacabananananana Beach last night.
Hello,
Philipp Laum Lifts The Sausage Of Destiny
Germany Won The World Cup!
Philipp Laum held the FIFA Golden Banger of Destiny aloft in the Maracana last night and proclaimed, “V R der Champs Ja!”
Their win had much to do with the inventive attacking play of midfield dynamos Glock and Spiel and the extremely strong ankles of Bastein Shcweinsteiger who took a pasteing from the leery Latin layabouts of Argentina (who should have won).
The Germans wonderfully coiffed Coach, Joachim “Me Dye My Hair? – Never!” Louw can now relax and work out the final piece of his masterplan for footballing dominance – the reintroduction of the mullets.
Holland beat Brazil 3-0 in the 3rd place play off game and this probably means curtains for Brazil coach “Big” Phil and his team of wailing God botherers.
So well done to Germany.
My highlights revolve around two moments involving the Dutch team.
Firstly there was Arjen Robben’sh,”I tripped ova der Mexican’sh shaushage to earn der penlti,” incident.
And then Robin Van Persie’s dive-volley header against Spain which marked the beginning of the end of a wonderful Spanish team. This is even more extraordinary when you consider RVP had a meat pie on his head at the time.
Other Things You May Have Missed
Darth Vader has mad himself available for selection for Germany.
On Me Head Luke!
Sadly, Buddha has announced his retirement from international football.
Benedict Cumberbatch announced that England would never win the World Cup, “Until we play 3 at the back.”
Thank God It Is Over!
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