Posted in Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, News, Politics, Satire, UK, tagged Blogs, Canada, Chinstraps, Coping with relationship breakdowns, Film, Humor, Humour, Italy, Movies, News, Pope Francis, Prince Charles, Rome, Satire, Shakespeare, Steve McQueen, Surviving Depression, The British Monarchy, The Catholic Church, The Great Escape, The Pope, The Royal Family, Vatican on January 20, 2015| 13 Comments »
Hello!
To celebrate chinstrap month, here are some of the great and good who have proudly sport one.
As Shakespeare wrote, “All the world’s a chinstrap”.
Enjoy!
Here is heir to the throne Prince Charles complete with the Sausage of the Glen
Here Is The Pope!
And here is Steve McQueen!
Posted in Art, Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, tagged Art, Art Criticism, Art History, Comedy, England, Famous Paintings, Florence, Funny, Gay icons, Humor, Humour, India, Ireland, Italy, Michelangelo, Painting, Richmond Sausages, Satire, Sausages, The Creation of Adam, The Rennaisance, USA, Walls Sausages on August 8, 2014| 10 Comments »
Posted in Art, Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, tagged Art, Canada, England, Florence, Gay icons, Humor, Humour, Italy, Michael Angelo, Nudity, Pubic Hair, Satire, Sculpture, The David, The Uffizi, Tuscany, USA on July 31, 2014| 11 Comments »
The Original David, as intended by Michelangeloangeloangelo.
As our Arts correspondent Brian Restraining-Order commented, “Ginger pubes? Yuk! I need a dwinky after that. Bar Keep!”
Posted in Art, Funny, ginger, humor, nonsense, Humor, Humour, Movies, Random Thoughts, Satire, Show Business, Spain, tagged 1960's, Chickens, Cinema, Clint Eastwood, Comedy, England, Films, Food, Funny, Humor, Humour, Italy, Movies, Nature, Poor Lip Synching, Sausage, Sausages, Sergio Leone, Spaghetti Westerns, Spain, USA, Westerns on July 26, 2014| 6 Comments »
Gingerfightback can reveal that Sergio Leone originally called “The Man With No Name” – “The Man With A Sausage On His Hat”.
We are glad that Sergio changed his mind…..
The Sausage Spaghetti Western Trilogy;
A Fistful Of Sausages
For A Few Sausages More
The Good The Bad And The Sausage
And here is the original poster for A Fistful of Chickens.
The Chick With No Name
Posted in Football, Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, Scotland, Spain, The World Cup, tagged Argentina, Australia, Benedict Cumberbatch, Brazil 2014, custard, England, Football, Ghana, Humor, Humour, Italy, Ivory Coast, Lionel Messi, Luis Suarez, Portugal, Random, Ronaldo, Satire, Sherlock Holmes, Soccer, Spain, Surreal, The World Cup, World Cup on June 27, 2014| 12 Comments »
Ginger Sooty filed this from Copacabananananana Beach last night.
Hello,
What a World Cup!
We are through the group stages now and Spain, Italy, Portugal, Russia and England are on the dreaded “plane back home” to vilification and derision.
Well done to the USA, Algeria and Costa Rica in particular for making it through to the knock out stages. The Algerian man of the tournament must be their supporter who shone a laser into the Russian keeper’s eyes moments before they equalised to send them through. Cheating and modern technology in perfect harmony.
The Russian trainer, the granite jawed Capello faced a crisis when his hair dye ran for a longer period in one match than his star centre forward Igor Knickersov. Pity Capello (not) for selecting a goalkeeper who had more chance of catching a mackerel in a shower in Dar-Es-Salaam than the ball when it approached.
Cristiano Ronaldo’s dodgy knee meant that his rhinestone duffel bag was the only Portugese item to shine this year.
2 Ghanaian players were sent home after assaulting a member of the Ghanaian FA in a dispute over wages. The President ordered $3,000,000 cash to be flown to Brazil to pay the Black Star Stars. They lost.
Belgium, many people’s dark horses (what would a bright horse be? Also you have a Ruthless Streak but not a Ruth Streak?) would be my outside tip to win the thing now. Remember you read it here first.
The Tussel On Brussels
Here on Copacabana Beach it is hard being a glove puppet – the sand gets everywhere – but the obsession with the buttocks in this country is so overwhelming that I am having a thong made so I can shake my booty sister!
Other Things You May Have Missed
The Ivory Coast players were covered in custard for their do or die match against Greece. They lost.
Two of the players from Ecuador had panpipes up their arses when playing. This brought a lovely soothing quality to the teams play and we all warbled a Simon and Garfunkel tune without knowing why. (I’d rather be a nail).
Argentina’s talisman and genius Lionel Messi was named after Lionel Blair
Australian Prime Minister Tony “Abbo” Abbott blamed an over reliance on slip on shoes amongst Australian men to explain the teams early exit.
Enjoy the World Cup!
Posted in Football, Funny, Humor, Humour, Soccer, The World Cup, tagged Biting, Black Humor, Brasil 2014, Brazil 2014, Dentists, Dentures, England, Football, France, Humor, Humour, India, Italy, Luis Suarez, Malaysia, Montevideo, Netherlands, Satire, Soccer, Sports, Teeth, The World Cup, Uruguay on June 26, 2014| 23 Comments »
Luis Suarez has signed a major sponsorship agreement with denture fixing giant Fixodont.
Suarez ,who recently took a bite out of big conked Italian defender, Giorgio Chiellini, was delighted with the tie up telling Gfb’s Dental Correpsondent, Geoff Gingivitis, “I is a very happi to announce theeeese sponshooreship agreeeeeeement with Fixshodont. Dey geeeevveeee meeee the greeeeep I neeeeed to ‘ave a da confidents to a byte da fuck outta any hoponent ooh geta in ma way. I love a neeeeble on flesh. Good for da soul no?”
Meanwhile, Suarez’s dentist in Montevideo, Mr Gustavo Cuspid told our reporter, “Luis is a lovely lad, with great teeth – not a filling in his gob! He has found a use for his pronounced overbite, so leave our national hero alone.”
Chomp, chomp.
Posted in Football, Funny, Humor, Humour, Soccer, Spain, The World Cup, tagged Benedict Cumberbatch, Brazil, Brazil 2014, Carlos Alberto, Chile, England, Football, Funny, greatest football team, Humor, Humour, Iran, Italy, Japan, Lionel Messi, Mary Poppins, Satire, Sherlock Holmes, Soccer, Spain, Sports, Switzerland, The World Cup, USA, Wayne Rooney, World Cup on June 19, 2014| 28 Comments »
Ginger Sooty will keep you up to date with all the shenanigans and goings on in Brazil 2014. He filed this from Copacabananananana Beach.
Hello,
“Up comes Carlos Alberto on the right….” Ah yes 1970, the greatest football team ever assembled win the World Cup for the 3rd time and entrenches Brazil as the spiritual home of football.
So with the competition for 2014 in Brazil what could be better? I even donned me Carnival outfit and sashayed to Costa’s for a celebratory decaffeinated coffee – harder than you think when you are a glove puppet.
And why are grown men collecting Panini Stickers? – Got – Got – Need – Need indeed
The opening week has been brilliant.
Every game has had something to drool over, excessive saliva production is common amongst native Portuguese speakers. In fact so much spittle has been produced in Brazil that giant sponges are being used to mop the streets of Rio.
And boy oh boy is obesity popular amongst Latin Americans!
Their have been fine wins for Holland (shaliva shpectaculer) Brazil, Chile, USA, Mexico and Italy.
England managed to string 3 passes together on more than one occasion in their game against Italy but still lost to the Latin Layabouts. The only worry is Wayne Rooney – he looks like he has been partying with some Papua New Guinea head shrinkers such as his bonce diminished from the Oirish spudhead look.
Better Than That Welcome Mat On His Head!
Let’s hope we can beat Uruguay tonight to stay in the competition. If not INVADE this corn beef sweating arse end of South America!
Ahem.
Germany look good but the real shock has been the early demise of reigning champions Spain who lost last night to Chile and are out of the competition. It’s a shame when a truly great team comes to the natural end of its cycle but boy they were good, possibly the greatest since Brazil 1970. This glove puppet for one will fondly look back on their brand of football inspired by Rudyard Kipling.
Yes Riki Tiki Taka Tava football changed the way we play the game. Forever.
Other Things To Ponder
We all love Iran now – They are not evil nutters hellbent on lobbing a nuclear warhead at us – they are avuncular chaps with beards and a deep commitment to parliamentary democracy. Crap at footie though.
Is the Swiss goalkeeper really made of cheese as some reports suggest?
The Japanese team play ancient Japanese folk melodies on nose flutes to celebrate scoring a goal.
Lionel Messi – the world’s greatest footballer – collects burglar alarms and has over 250 in his shed.
Enjoy the World Cup!
Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, Soccer, The World Cup, UK, tagged Adult Humor, Australia, Black Humor, Brazil 2014, Britain, Cololmbia, Costa Rica, England, Football, Humor, Humour, Italy, Japan, Prince Charles, Satire, Soccer, Sports, The Royal Family, The World Cup, Uruguay on June 10, 2014| 8 Comments »
The World Cup Is Here!
Brazil is hosting the tournament.
Prince Charles provides his rounded view of the 32 Nations taking part. Here is his take on the Groups C and D.
Group C
Colombia – Every crack dealers second team. Likely to sniff victory at the earliest opportunity. Will hug the lines.
Greece – So broke the team had to walk to Brazil. Dearest Father cheers them on. We have to hide the crockery.
Ivory Coast – Big lads to a man – lightweights. Should have been our colony. Frogs got there first.
Japan – Whale butchers and giant lizard fantasists – who WE BEAT IN THE WAR! – You can stick your Honda Civic up yer arse!
Group D
ENGLAND – Inventors of football, railway timetables, parliamentary democracy, the concentration camp, trapped wind, eyelash curlers and the long sock – if there’s an Eden it is England. Bloody foreigners. Which one of you fuckers wants some then?
Italy – A car back fires and Rome surrenders – lily livered Latin loverboys who will cheat and bribe their way to victory over our brave lads unsullied as we are by the desire or skill to win at football.
Uruguay – Morose bandy legged corned beef hawkers – two words to say to them Graf Spee and the Battle of River Plate!
Costa Rica – Titchy Central American nation perched on an Isthmus which sounds like someone with a lisp saying Christmas. They don’t have an Army. INVADE! Bring back the Empire!
INGERLAND!
Posted in Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, News, Politics, Satire, UK, tagged Blogs, Canada, Chinstraps, Film, Humor, Humour, Italy, Movies, News, Pope Francis, Prince Charles, Rome, Satire, Steve McQueen, The British Monarchy, The Catholic Church, The Great Escape, The Pope, The Royal Family, Vatican on May 23, 2014| 12 Comments »
Hello!
To celebrate world chinstrap week, Gingerfightback brings to you some of the great and good down the years who have proudly sported one.
As Shakespeare wrote, “All the world’s a chinstrap”.
Enjoy!
Here is heir to the throne Prince Charles complete with the Sausage of the Glen
Here Is The Pope!
And here is Steve McQueen!
Posted in Art, Funny, Humor, Humour, Movies, Satire, Soccer, UK, tagged Chelsea, Chinstraps, Film, Football, Funny, Humor, Humour, Italy, Movies, Pope Francis, Portugal, Random, Satire, Soccer, Steve McQueen, The Pope, The Premier League, The World Cup on May 21, 2014| 7 Comments »
Hello!
To celebrate world chinstrap week, Gingerfightback brings to you some of the great and good down the years who have proudly sported one.
As Shakespeare wrote, “All the world’s a chinstrap”.
Enjoy!
Here is Soccerball Legend, Chelsea manager and Portugese Man o’War, Jose “The Special One” Mourinho adjusting his straps
Here Is The Pope!
And here is Steve McQueen!
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