Hi Kids,
It is your duty to take drugs!
As the Government now includes proceeds from drugs and prostitution in official statistics I am proud that my Crack habit has helped pull the country out of recession. I’m not sure how statisticians arrived at these figures (exhaustive research must have been undertaken).
Prostitution should no longer be seen as drug addled women being pimped by scum to pay for their heroin addiction but as a bold, nay noble effort to get the country back on its feet, up against a wall or in a car or in a bus shelter…..
Makes ya proud to be British!
Beats me why would Scotland wish to become independent!
Uncle Crackhead
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Add bribes taken by politicians and you might exceed the GDP
You are onto something Ankur
A fine representative of the Empire.
Self sacrifice is alway a wonderful thing John
Whatever it takes.
Dunkirk spirit and all that……
wow wow wow
Banana republic or what (well done with the Cosmo article by the way!)
As you know, we here in the Toronto Canada area really can’t take a shot anyone doing drugs for their country/city.
The man is a role model!