I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now.
I haven’t been very well. Didn’t see that coming.
Without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. November 8th 2014 – A man with large knees but low self-esteem will swim The Atlantic. Non Stop. Underwater. He will be venerated by all and held up as a role model for today’s feckless youth.
2. May 24 2015 – Scotland votes for independence from the UK.
3. December 25 2015 – Lance Armstrong will marry his crack pipe in a small, family only affair in Las Vegas.
“MESSAGES FROM THE OTHER SIDE……”
Mary, Banbury;
You left the tin of peas on the bus
Alexi, Minsk;
You’ll find the pencil in the bread bin
Liang Bo in Shanghai
Agreed!
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….
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Feckless youth need a role model. Desperately!
William Shatner would be perfect
I can’t argue with you. He has been a role model here for a lifetime.
He’s good him. I know a girl named Mary. She said to me t’ other day, “i don’t know where that tin of peas has got to”. I’ve emailed here and told her to get onto the bus company right away…..
*her
Alleluia!
WE LOVE YOU BARRY!
(Meet me in the underpass of love at 8:30 tonight.)
Damn I went last night – bloody mystic crystals playing up again
a haaaaa. That means Barry doesn’t really exist. Barry is you! Im going to have to get on the phone to Mary. Anyone got a sausage phone i can borrow?
Update.
Been in touch with Mary. She phoned the Bus company (Just in case) and they said that no tin of peas has been found on any of their buses. Now shes really worried about what really happened to the Peas.
Dec. 26, 2015. The pipe runs away with the spoon
The cow jumps over the moon!
Would never have guessed Charles was planning to swim the Atlantic
A man of many parts
I must get to…Liang…Bo…right this minute. He will be so happy at the news!
Hooray!