The new series satarts tonight.
The excitement is making grown men constipated.
“You want me to say what?”
Posts Tagged ‘Sausages’
Downton Abbey’s Lord Grantham On His Sausage Telephone?
Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, tagged Crap TV, Downton Abbey, England, Hugh Bonneville, Humor, Humour, ITV, Lord Grantham, Period Drama, Satire, Sausages, Show Business, Simon Cowell, Sunday Night, TV, UK, USA on September 21, 2014| 21 Comments »
Adam & God & Sausage @ The Dawn Of Time
Posted in Art, Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, tagged Art, Art Criticism, Art History, Comedy, England, Famous Paintings, Florence, Funny, Gay icons, Humor, Humour, India, Ireland, Italy, Michelangelo, Painting, Richmond Sausages, Satire, Sausages, The Creation of Adam, The Rennaisance, USA, Walls Sausages on August 8, 2014| 10 Comments »
Jackson Pollock – His Painting Style Revealed!
Posted in Art, Beauty Tips, Canada, Food, Funny, ginger, humor, nonsense, History, Humor, Humour, Random Thoughts, Satire, tagged American Icons, Art, England, Funny, Humor, Humour, Jackson Pollock, Long Island, Modern Art, Modern Painters, Museum of Modern Art, New York, Sausage, Sausages, Stupid, Surreal, Tate Modern, USA on August 6, 2014| 18 Comments »
Jackson Pollock.
A name synonononononomous with Modern Art.
At last GFB can answer the conununununudrum that art lovers have been asking, “How did he do it?”
With A Sausage!
As the picture below reveals, Jacko (to his mates) daubed, dabbed and splatted his way to artistic glory using the humble banger.
Jackson and his sausage working on Number 11
In the upcoming book, “The Art of Sausage – Meat and Mayhem,” author Lester Mould reveals that Jackson experimented with Frankfurters, Bratwursts and Chorizo before settling on the good old Irish Banger for his applications.
“Jackson discovered the Irish Banger had a greater flicking distance, dribbling capacity and splatter power than more porous American sausages of the time. Just imagine if he hadn’t developed the Sausage techniques he may have continued in his quest to find the perfect way to apply paint using cauliflowers. Lucky for us he did!”
Cauliflower Art never really took off. Sadly.
Magritte – Magnifique!
Posted in Art, Canada, Food, Funny, Humor, Humour, Random Thoughts, Satire, Scotland, UK, tagged 20th Century, Art, Artists, Belgium, England, Famous Belgians, Humor, Humour, Magritte, Modern Art, Painting, Sausages, Scotch Egg, Surreal, Surreal Humor, USA, World War 1 on August 5, 2014| 9 Comments »
Arts Scene – With Terry Cotter The Potter
Posted in Art, Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, Movies, Music, News, Satire, UK, tagged Agatha Christie, Art, Arts Reviews, Brueghal, Canada, Cinema, Comedy, England, Film, Funny, Humor, Humour, Lana Del Ray, Literature, Movies, Murder on the Orient Express, Noah, Painting, Pop Music, Russell Crowe, Sausages, The Triumph of Death, Ultraviolence, USA on August 1, 2014| 16 Comments »
Hello Folks
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a Potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop down here in Lower Swell.
Here are some reviews of some of my favourite bits from the world they call “Art”.
1. Art
The Triumph of Death – Brueghal’s masterpiece – Boy oh Boy are those skeletons miffed!
2. Movies
Noah – Gladiator builds an Ark and it rains a lot – goes on for 40 days and 40 nights.
A Plague Of Sausages Doth Descend
3. Music
Lana Del Ray – Ultraviolence – One of the songs goes “la la la de de de de la la la” – another goes – “de dum de dum de dum de dum ooh!” – another goes “Tum ti tum tum tum” – goes on a bit.
4. Literature
Murder on the Orient Express – Agatha Christie’s famous whodunit – Poirot on the train to Syria (Was he Jihadist?) has to solve an onboard murder – what do you think? Of course he does! Goes on a bit (with the lead pipe in the buffet).
Village News
Good News! The Village notice board has been painted!
Until next time……keep those wheels a spinning!
TCTP
Clint Eastwood – Spaghetti Western Shocker!
Posted in Art, Funny, ginger, humor, nonsense, Humor, Humour, Movies, Random Thoughts, Satire, Show Business, Spain, tagged 1960's, Chickens, Cinema, Clint Eastwood, Comedy, England, Films, Food, Funny, Humor, Humour, Italy, Movies, Nature, Poor Lip Synching, Sausage, Sausages, Sergio Leone, Spaghetti Westerns, Spain, USA, Westerns on July 26, 2014| 6 Comments »
Gingerfightback can reveal that Sergio Leone originally called “The Man With No Name” – “The Man With A Sausage On His Hat”.
We are glad that Sergio changed his mind…..
The Sausage Spaghetti Western Trilogy;
A Fistful Of Sausages
For A Few Sausages More
The Good The Bad And The Sausage
And here is the original poster for A Fistful of Chickens.
The Chick With No Name
Ed Sheeran Talks About His Sausage
Posted in Animals, Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, Music, News, Pop Music, Satire, TV, UK, tagged Britain, Ed Sheeran, Elton John, England, Gingers, Harry Styles, Humor, Humour, No Direction, Pharrell Williams, Pop Music, Random, Satire, Sausages, Sheep, Show Business, Singers, Taylor Swift, USA on May 30, 2014| 16 Comments »
Ginger troubadour, Ed Sheeran was interviewed again by Gfb about music, Taylor Swift, his pet sausage Dennis and his passion for coach holidays.
46 year old Ed, whose new single “I Managed To Rope Pharrell In” is released, soon told Gfb’s Mandy Trifle, “The collaboration with Pharrell came about because we both wear hats! I like beanies that smell a bit in the rain, not the fancy pants ones that Vivienne Westwood designs for him. When Dennis, my pet sausage also pointed out that we were both black and Ginger, it seemed silly not to do a duet.”
Ed 27, also explained how he came to collaborate with beanpole pop superstar Taylor “Hammers Of Justice” Swift. Their duet, “I Managed To Rope Taylor In” topped the charts.
“Dennis pointed out that the since both Taylor and I are white, women and been on a date with Harry Styles from No Direction. It seemed silly not to do a duet. It went to #1 in 46 countries including Belgebourg, a place that doesn’t even exist!”
Redhead Ed, 33 told us that he is knackered and needs a holiday. “My beanie needs a wash. So I’ve booked a coach trip around the Lake District for me and Dennis to watch sheepdog trials. I like sheep. Do you? Baa Baa.”
Come By Lad!
Shakespeare and Justin Bieber – Sausages Unite These Genuises!
Posted in Art, Funny, Humor, Humour, Music, Pop Music, Satire, UK, tagged Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, Justin Bieber, Literature, Music, Pop Music, Random, Satire, Sausages, Shakespeare, Stupid, UK, USA, William Shakespeare. on April 24, 2014| 24 Comments »
One is the greatest wordsmith ever to embellish the English language. The other is William Shakespeare.
Not only do they both come from Canada but their brilliance is based upon sporting sausages upon their bonces.
Blimey! Who’d have thought –
“Alas poor Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Ooooooooohhhhhh Baby etc etc…….”
Noah – It Rained Sausages For 40 Days And For 40 Nights! – Sausage Request # 62
Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, Movies, tagged Cinema, Emma Watson, Film, Floods, God, Humor, Humour, Images, Movies, Noah, Ray Winstone, Russell Crowe, Satire, Sausages, The Bible on April 5, 2014| 27 Comments »
This week’s request comes from the highly talented writer Amy Reese, whose stories you can FIND HERE
Recently released as a Blockbuster epic featuring Russell Crowe, Emma Watson, Ray Winstone and Jennifer Connolly, the timeless tale of Noah is a warning to us all of something or other.
Biblical Scholars have posited the theory that the wrath of God on Man for something or other wasn’t manifested in a deluge of rain but actually a plague of sausages! As Genesis 3:16 sayeth “And lo the Almighty’s anger was assuaged only by wreaking upon the sinful and idolatrous a great deluge of tasty if salty, meat based products with minimum guaranteed meat content. Forsayeth.”
Would the animals still have gone in 2×2? Pity the Pig……..
IS THERE ANYTHING OR ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE A SAUSAGE ADDED TO? LET US KNOW!
Jack Nicholson And A Sausage In The Shining! Sausage Request #46
Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, Movies, UK, tagged Anxiety, Blogs, China, Cinema, Film, Horror Movies, Humor, Humour, Images, India, Jack Nicholson, Movies, Pies, Relationship Diffoculties, Sausages, Show Business, Stanley Kubrick, Stephen King, The Shining, UK, USA on March 29, 2014| 34 Comments »
This week’s request comes from a great friend of GFB, artist Marina Kavinaki whose wondrous works you can FIND HERE!
Marina asked for Jack Nicholson in The Shining to be sausaged.
As you can see from this section of the film The Sausage on Jack’s head drove him to break down “That Door” originally using a Meat Pie Head Axe.
Stanley Kubrick later re-shot the scene with a more traditional axe head.
The second photo shows Shelley working out if she can swallow the dreaded Meat Pie Axe Head as it crashes through the door panel.
That must have been some tough pastry folks (note the hand crimping on the pie too – touch of class).
We gingered Jack a few months ago – here it is again!
IS THERE ANYTHING OR ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE A SAUSAGE ADDED TO? LET US KNOW!
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