Fans of hit TV show, The Great British Bake Off were delighted to hear that Baking Guru, Mary “The Beast” Berry has set a new age category record for the Snatch in weightlifting.
Mary lifted 7 tons in Glasgow last night, whilst sporting one of her “absolutely scrummy” chocolate tier cakes. Asked about the secret behind her great strength, Mary smiled sweetly and replied, “I use massive amounts of steroids in my baking. My snatch is an absolute picture as a result but I do have to shave my chest occasionally!”
Not to be outdone co-host and self-styled Bad Boy of British Baking, Paul “Product” Hollywood also jerked himself to glory with a lift of 8.5 tons in Abergavenny last Tuesday, whilst balancing a pork pie on his head.
“I’ve nothing left to proof,” Hollywood said.
Mary is the bomb. As Jessie out of Breaking Bad would say. (Or is that bom’. I don’t know). And Paul Hollywood is her baking bitch. (Jessie would also say that). I don’t know whether her grab and snatch is any good though.
He is a jerk off though!
I feel the knead to say Doh! 😛
Well said me old flour!
Love snatch competitions.Hollywood said he has nothing left to proof. Does that mean he has distilled all there is to distill?
Yep – he has just perfected the baked Alaska using hair gel as a filling
I hope he used a hot water crust pastry for the pie
“Abeslootely Scrummy!”