Breaking News…..His Holiness Pope Crusty-Pieus XVII, has announced he is to retire from active Popedom on February 28th. We wish him well. Here is the photograph he sent us a couple of years ago. We think the pie suits him.
British PM, David Cameron said, “I will always treasure this signed Pasty from Pope Crusty-Pieus as a work of deep filled, hand finished Godliness.”
We understand that Tony Blair is considering putting his name forward to be the next Pontiff. He said, “I, Tony Archangel Gabriel Blair, touched by insanity and a need of sausage meat, hereby do declare my fealty to popping in as Pope from time to time, as long as daily fee can be agreed in advance. Cash only. Amen.”
Who doesn’t love pie?
Great sendoff to his Holiness.
Hook understands.
Pie IS the best. Now Pope will have plenty of time to indulge in all varieties.
Wonder what his favorite is.
I’d go for Veal and egg is a nice jelly with short crust pastry.
Quick work! And gotta love those pork and aspic earrings
Lunchtime rapido Joe – gonna miss the old Nazi!
Sad news this morning. Let’s hope blair doesn’t apply. Great post!
Come to think of it, that papal hat does sort of look like a pork pie.
Oh man — you make me laugh! It only makes sense that Tony Blair would be the best Pontiff.
Pontiff Pilate?
This is precisely the sort of dignified tribute the Pontiff deserves. Well done.
Cheers! I believe I speak for many.
from Hitler yoof to pork pie spoof…
One man’s journey………
Our Holiness Barry Obama could fill in very well for Ratzo. He can re-organize the religious community quite well (in between vacations and golfing). And he does one hell of a good sermon also.
I will put some money on him Wally
Either he can convert to RC or RC could become another arm of the Democrat Party. It will all work out in the end (with a little lubricant).
I’m not sure what to think! I’m going to look to you to keep me grounded in the truth of the Pope’s swift departure. There must be a story–you can bring it to us!
I have my top reporters on it Debra!