Posted in Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, News, Politics, Satire, UK, tagged Blogs, Canada, Chinstraps, Coping with relationship breakdowns, Film, Humor, Humour, Italy, Movies, News, Pope Francis, Prince Charles, Rome, Satire, Shakespeare, Steve McQueen, Surviving Depression, The British Monarchy, The Catholic Church, The Great Escape, The Pope, The Royal Family, Vatican on January 20, 2015| 13 Comments »
Hello!
To celebrate chinstrap month, here are some of the great and good who have proudly sport one.
As Shakespeare wrote, “All the world’s a chinstrap”.
Enjoy!
Here is heir to the throne Prince Charles complete with the Sausage of the Glen
Here Is The Pope!
And here is Steve McQueen!
Posted in Art, Funny, Humor, Humour, Movies, Music, News, Politics, Random Thoughts, Satire, Scotland, UK, tagged Buddhism, Canada, Diveing, England, Funny, Gymnastics, Humor, Humour, lol, News, omg, Pope Francis, Satire, Sheffield, Sports, Team GB, The Catholic Church, The Dalai Lama, The Pommel horse, The Pope, The Vatican, Tibet, Tom Daley, USA on August 21, 2014| 19 Comments »
The Diving Dalai
Gingerfightback’s correspondent, Ying-Yang Karma-Farmer-Hop Pole was delighted to see the Dalai Lama display his diving prowess recently when his holiness visited the Pond’s Forge swimming centre in Sheffield.
Inspecting The Boards!
Before you could say “Free Tibet!” the Bouncing Buddhist had stripped off his robes to reveal a well toned torso.
Famous Dalai Lama epithets about Diving.
1. “If we enter water too fast – budgie smugglers damage the knackers. Protect your knackers.”
2. “Belly flop is nature’s way of telling you – you shite at diving.”
Last week it was the Pope on the Pommel. We are sure you agree these two leaders are certainly fit for purpose!
The Pontiff displayed enormous strength and precision particularly in his flair kicks.
He Has Flair
Busty Born Again Catholic Beauty, Angharad Big Baps cooed, “First the Pope and now the Dalai! God damn I’m gettin’ me some ol’ time religion!”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blasphemy, Canada, England, Funny, Gymnastics, Humor, Humour, Lewis Smith, lol, News, omg, Pope Francis, Rio Olympics, Satire, Sports, Team GB, The Catholic Church, The Pommel horse, The Pope, The Vatican, USA on August 11, 2014| 25 Comments »
Gingerfightback’s gymnastics correspondent Jamal Roly-Poly was shocked to see his Holiness Pope Francis undertake a rigorous workout on fabled hardcore gymnastics apparatus – The Pommel!
The Pontiff displayed enormous strength and precision particularly in his flair kicks which Roly-Poly considered to be County Standard.
He Has Flair
Busty Born Again Catholic Beauty, Angharad Big Baps cooed, “Not only is the Pope really nice and Holy like but he is ripped as well – wouldn’t mind getting hold of his Holy Sacraments – Phwoaaarr – Off to Lourdes for me!”
His Holy Moly Muscleyness then confounded Roly Poly with a brill session on the Rings!
GB Gymnast, Lewis Smith told Gfb – “Gotta hand it to the Big Man – no swaying from his path and always managed to keep that cheeky chappie grin intact – Go Frankie Babe!”,
The Pope hopes to compete at the Rio Olympics for The Vatican – we reckon he would be a shoe in for Gold (But can’t think of a Pope on a Rope gag)
Posted in Football, Funny, Humor, Humour, News, Satire, Spain, The World Cup, tagged 2014 World Cup, Argentina, Arjen Robben, Brasil, Brazil, Costa Rica, David Luiz, Denedict Cumberbatch, England, Germany, Gollum, Humor, Humour, India, Indonesia, Lord Of the Rings, Malaysia, Netherlands, News, Satire, Soccer, Sports, The Pope, The World Cup on July 10, 2014| 23 Comments »
Ginger Sooty filed this from Copacabananananana Beach last night.
Hello,
The Sausage of Destiny with Big Phil
As you will know Brazil are out!
Their coach “Big” Phil blames the magical sausage he put so much faith in pre-tournament.
Nothing to do with the fact that the team spent their time wailing and gnashing their teeth like a cult of poorly coiffured neurotic evangelical Christians who thought the direct route to God could be achieved by kicking the shite out of their opponents.
David Luiz, their louche centre back even prayed to Big Phil’s banger of destiny – to no avail .
Such is the shock in Brazil that yesterday temperatures rose by 2 degrees Celsius in central Rio de Janeiro as the city’s populace becalmed their buttocks in shock at the thrashing handed out by the Raiders from the Rhine. Sashaying will resume Sunday by Government decree.
The football has become increasingly sterile and apart from the collapse of Brazil against the Teutonic Titans nothing of any merit has occurred.
Even that cheating, diving bashtard Arjen Robben of the Netherlandsh couldn’t enliven the bore fesht that was der shemi final with Argnteenar. There were hopesh he would replicate der now infamoush “I tripped ova der Mexican’sh shaushage to earn der penlti,” incident.
Sadly not and the Argentinians went through.
Pope Argie celebrated by blessing his fence.
Other Things You May Have Missed
The Costa Rica team have been offered free Trans Gender surgery as a gift from a grateful nation for reaching the quarter finals. As yet none of the players have taken up this offer.
Chile forward Sancho Pancho Poncho Panpipe Parper was awarded a special medal by FIFA for over coming a dry scalp during the match against Brazil.
Pogues legend Shane McGowan announced his retirement from international football.
Gollum has announced his retirement from international football.
Benedict Cumberbatch announced he would be available for selection for England once again after patching up things with England manager Roy “Watson” Hodgson. Benedict told Gfb, “I need to play off the main striker and not wide left. That way the lads’ll get the best out of me.”
Enjoy the World Cup – nearly finished
Posted in Africa, Funny, Humor, Humour, Scotland, Soccer, UK, tagged 1986 World Cup, 2014 World Cup, Argentina, Britain, Buenos Aires Barrio, Cheating, Diego Armando Maradona, Diego Maradona, England, Football, Heartache, Mexico, Mexico City, Pope Francis, Satire, Soccer, Sports, The Pope, World Cup, World Cup Brazil on May 31, 2014| 19 Comments »
You Have To Hand It To Him!
Azteca Stadium – Mexico City, Mexico- 1986
He was small, stocky and had a lovely mop of hair. He had it all. And he did it in tiny, shiny shorts. He was Diego Armando Maradona.
England. Sturdy. Yeomen. Thick.
It was a clash. Not only of cultures and values but also hairstyles. England still trimmed by Mum; Argentina mulleted bandoleros. Boy, did they give the volumizer a bashing at half-time.
A war had divided the two nations. But one thing united both teams. Exceptionally tiny, shiny shorts.
As Peter Reid, the doughty Liverpudlian midfield enforcer, said about Maradona, “I just couldn’t get near him, me shorts had cut of the blood supply to me knackers. I can’t have no kids ‘coz of dem shorts laa.”
England could not cope with the titchy Buenos Aires Barrio boy. Diego was that good. But he was also a cheat. A cheat who drew inspiration from God.
THE HAND OF GOD.
As these photos display the infamous first goal, when he punched the chicken into the net over the head of English goalkeep, the perma-permed Shilts to put his Tangoing team ahead.
From a different angle the chicken looks suspiciously like a boiled ham. If that doesn’t scream Ham Ball we don’t know what does.
You’ve Got To Ham It To Him!
We’d Get Him In The End!
The result? Argentina won the game and went on to lift the World Cup of Footbally Bally.
Shiny shorts are still banned in England to this day.
Diego is now Pope.
Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, News, Random Thoughts, Satire, Stories, UK, tagged Black Humour, Blackpool, Britain, Coping With Disability, England, Funny, Genitals, Humor, Humour, Love, Men, Pope Francis, Relationship, Satire, Sex, Surviving Break Ups, The Pope, USA, Wheelchairs on May 29, 2014| 15 Comments »
Aunty Bill,
6 weeks ago I was walking along Blackpool Pier, whistling a cheery refrain when a seagull swooped down and pecked me in the unmentionables.
A nearby dog saw this and ambled and sniffed me “downstairs”. Then a monkey, who was eating an ice cream, came over and stuck the cone on me privates.
Finally a rather large Trappist monk leered at me and mimed a spanking motion – I deduced a form of atonement for my sins.
At no time did my wheelchair bound partner offer to help me fend of these attacks. The monkey let down her tyres and I walked off in a huff with the ice cream cone still plonked on my little stick of Blackpool rock.
Blackpool Council called me this morning to ask when I was going to collect my girlfriend as she was still on the pier and struggling with barnacle build up.
Do you think I should go and collect her or just Fedex her a tyre pump and tell her to get on with it?
Daniel Defoe, Letherhead
Aunty Bill Replies!
Dear Dan
The scenario you describe has all the hallmarks of a sustained sesh on the bong. Seek help (and give me the number of your dealer).
Many years ago I witnessed first hand the damage drugs can do as a similar situation happened to a dear friend of mine (without the appearance of a monkey and wheelchair).
Said friend accompanied me to the city of Hamburg for a football tournament. After running away from an ex mate of the Beatles to avoid buying him a drink (another story for another time), he decided it would be a good idea to team up with a group of Mexicans and partake of a glass of Mescal.
This led to him to “Peyote Pete” and the beginnings of a Mescal Fury.
I myself was a tad messy and in the ensuing imbroglio we lost each other in the crowds of sozzled Mexicans. Some hours later I received a call from a panicked Oily who said he was on a giant gateaux travelling through the Black Forest with no idea how he got there.
It later transpired that he was in fact in a shop doorway near the train station covered in emulsion (Harvest Peach as it turned out, matt from memory).
Let this salutary tale be a warning to you Richard. Just say Nada.
However, If she can wheel herself to the nearest garage she can use the air line for a nominal fee (Jet Garages are free) thus saving you the cost and hassle of Fedexing a pump to her.
Trebles all round!
Aunty Bill
Posted in Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, News, Politics, Satire, UK, tagged Blogs, Canada, Chinstraps, Film, Humor, Humour, Italy, Movies, News, Pope Francis, Prince Charles, Rome, Satire, Steve McQueen, The British Monarchy, The Catholic Church, The Great Escape, The Pope, The Royal Family, Vatican on May 23, 2014| 12 Comments »
Hello!
To celebrate world chinstrap week, Gingerfightback brings to you some of the great and good down the years who have proudly sported one.
As Shakespeare wrote, “All the world’s a chinstrap”.
Enjoy!
Here is heir to the throne Prince Charles complete with the Sausage of the Glen
Here Is The Pope!
And here is Steve McQueen!
Posted in Art, Funny, Humor, Humour, Movies, Satire, Soccer, UK, tagged Chelsea, Chinstraps, Film, Football, Funny, Humor, Humour, Italy, Movies, Pope Francis, Portugal, Random, Satire, Soccer, Steve McQueen, The Pope, The Premier League, The World Cup on May 21, 2014| 7 Comments »
Hello!
To celebrate world chinstrap week, Gingerfightback brings to you some of the great and good down the years who have proudly sported one.
As Shakespeare wrote, “All the world’s a chinstrap”.
Enjoy!
Here is Soccerball Legend, Chelsea manager and Portugese Man o’War, Jose “The Special One” Mourinho adjusting his straps
Here Is The Pope!
And here is Steve McQueen!
Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, tagged Chinstraps, Humor, Humour, Indonesia, Italy, Motorcycles, Movies, Pope Francis, Random, Rome, Satire, Steve McQueen, The Pope, UK, USA on May 20, 2014| 16 Comments »
Hello
To celebrate world chinstrap week, Gingerfightback brings to you some of the great and good down the years who have proudly borne one. As Descartes said, “I chinstrap therefore I am.”
Enjoy
Here is The Pope
And here is Steve McQueen!
McQueen – The Great Escape – The Chinstrap
Posted in Humor, Humour, tagged Decking, DIY, Fences, Funny, Gardening, Humor, Humour, Images, Pope Francis, Random, Stupid, The Pope, UK on January 2, 2014| 19 Comments »
Hello!
“All the world’s a fence.”
Like doubts, we all have them or know someone who has them. Fences that is.
What does your Fence say about you? Phantom Decker? Patio Poseur ? Wind Damaged? In Need Of Creosote?
Who knows? Who cares!
Here is the Fence of a famous person. Can you guess who it belongs to?
Colonial Decking
Whose Fence Is That Above?
The Pope!
Here is His Holy Fencityness enjoying his Fence and having a natter with his neighbour in the process. Do you think he is a fan of the Lattice Mass?
If you have any photos of fences of the famous please keep them to yourself!
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