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Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb’s Showbusiness Editor, Matt Finish that their new single  “London Inter Bank Offer Rate Blues” will be released in a few years time when we have forgotten about recent events.

The Single, a homage to the Bob Dylan classic, Subterranean Homesick Blues, is sure to fire the boys  back to the top of the hit parade! (Eventually).

The band, currently on tour anywhere but Europe,  are hoping to capitalise on the success of their last single “In The Pockets of The Bankers” which was a collaboration with top DJ, Bob “Double” Diamond.

The band’s spokesman George “Ozzie” Osbourne, said “We are really excited about this single. It’s really ballsy. Not like that fat prole Ed Balls though. I hate him. He smells. And he doesn’t have servants! Just off to flog my fag.”

The band’s manager Simon Cowell, who has lodged a legal challenge to scientists for failing to name the Higgs Boson particle after him, was quoted as saying “I am constipated with excitement about this single. Must go, the Dalai Lama is here to give me a rub down.”

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