Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb’s Showbusiness Editor, Matt Finish that their new single “London Inter Bank Offer Rate Blues” will be released in a few years time when we have forgotten about recent events.
The Single, a homage to the Bob Dylan classic, Subterranean Homesick Blues, is sure to fire the boys back to the top of the hit parade! (Eventually).
The band, currently on tour anywhere but Europe, are hoping to capitalise on the success of their last single “In The Pockets of The Bankers” which was a collaboration with top DJ, Bob “Double” Diamond.
The band’s spokesman George “Ozzie” Osbourne, said “We are really excited about this single. It’s really ballsy. Not like that fat prole Ed Balls though. I hate him. He smells. And he doesn’t have servants! Just off to flog my fag.”
The band’s manager Simon Cowell, who has lodged a legal challenge to scientists for failing to name the Higgs Boson particle after him, was quoted as saying “I am constipated with excitement about this single. Must go, the Dalai Lama is here to give me a rub down.”
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funny … thanks for the smile … 🙂
You are welcome Eliza.
Nice one made me laugh heheheheheheh lol!!
When it comes out I shall have to have a copy and go and sing it outside Barclays in a daring piece of Extreme Security Man Baiting. Call it performance art.
Turner prize in the bag Kate.
You really think Simon Cowell is in love with himself? I bet he’s crying on the inside a lot. His mission is clearly world destruction.
I think you are right. He MUST be stopped
We could use that one our way, too. And, Simon Cowell was in my town last weekend. We saw him at a baseball game.
Were all feet complaints and digestive issues ampongst the townsfolk miraculously cleared up the next day Andra? That normally happens when he appears.
Come to think of it, I didn’t eat much during that time….. 🙂
“constipated with excitement” – now, there’s a turn of phrase!
Simon Bowell I should have called him!
Cheers to you for making constipation exciting.
Part of our public service ethos Frank….
I’m creating a band myself its called ‘Double Dip’ and features Nicki Minge I mean Minage and RIm-Ahnna dueting with Jay-Zee cloth and 50-brother-can-you-spare-a-dime. Sorry I don’t know where this is going….
So, will the rub down cure the constipation?
Red.
Hopefully it will work itself out.
As long as it does not take a pencil…
Red.
Love the new look on Simon Ginger.. and enjoyed the smiles you gave me today.. Thank you for dropping on by Dreamwalker’s.. ~Sue 🙂
Thanks Sue!