I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here. and here
I am up with the Lark, delivering milk in bottles mostly although some customers prefer plastic containers. This I find odd.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. November 2013 – The sleek will inherit the earth.
2. March 18 2112 – An escapologist Sea Bass will emerge victorious in Britain’s Got Talent
3. December 25 2014 – Tom Cruise will elope with the love of his life, the escapologist Sea Bass and create a new religion, Escapology.
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” –
Manny, Boston;
In the back pocket of your favourite trousers is the answer to the question you are asking.
Aubrey, Carshalton;
Gut the cat to find out!
Liang Bo in Shanghai
Not there, THERE!
Antoinette, Enschede
Find the man with the name Alfonse on his name tag. Fortune awaits when you do!
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….
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Mysticism rules!
It is a mystery as to how though!
Oh, the sleek will? Well, no doubt they will be drowned by competition from Sea Bass and Escapologists. The Hair Gels vs Jelly Brains!
Such insight.
“And lo, the sausage will descend from upon the highest mountain, and yea, it shall alight into the hair of the holiest of it’s followers, and he shall then be known thusly as ‘The Cruise'” – The Book of Escapology – 2:17
You’ve read it to!
WE LOVE YOU BARRY!
Woohoo! I’m gonna inherit the earth in November. I’ve got big plans for Rio.
Fly in like Carmen Miranda did with a bowl of fruit on her head and yur Olympics will only get better!
‘The sleek will inherit the earth’ also sounds like an excellent tag line for any Mercedes commercial.
I am happy for you to try and flog it to them!
A friend of a friend of mine knows Manny in Boston—turns out it WAS in the pocket of those trousers!!
Thank goodness Madame, the world is safe!