The regular reader of Gfb will know that we keep a close eye on the colourful love life of political Titan and toilet roll winder Sarah Palin. Well, it seems as though the ideological base camp for the Pea Tarty has a new man in her life.
Piers Morgan!
Yes, the chubby chancer from Blighty who has done his profile no harm in the US with his views on Gun Laws has been locked in a passionate triste with Mama Grizzly. They met at a If You Don’t Own A Bazooka You Are A Fag Commie event in Idaho organised by The National Arm Everyone To The Teeth And We Will All Be Safer And If You Believe That You Really Are A Deranged Loon Association.
Hank A-Lynchin’ spokesman for the NAETTTAWWABSAIYBTYRAADLA, told Gfb, “Eat lead Limey!” before rushing off to make duck noises with a wooden implement as is his constitutional right.
Sarah confided to a close pal, “Piers may want gun control but boy oh boy can he handle his weapon!”
Sarah’s children Colt, Glock, Smith n Weston and Kalashnikov, love it when Piers pops round and bares his arms, as they reveal tattoos of Lassie and Simon Cowell.
Gfb asked Professor Pat Isserie, Lecturer in Lechering, University of Manitoba, for his views on these developments. “Phwoarr!” he said.
We wish them well.
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CheersCat
Dude… you crack me up…
Ta!
Indeed.
This post is a smear!!!!!
(Sarah would never have named her kid after a Russian rifle.)
I expect their relationship will end in tears as they find themselves unable to reconcile after arguing (again) over who deserves more mirror time in the bathroom.)
Two bathrooms and two mirrors Guap
Outstanding. Perceptive. True. I’m am-bare-assed we spawned such a creature.
They deserve eachother
What a love match.
Deuce
Apparently the Machines from Terminator have realigned their strategy to focus on taking out Piers – because he is actually responsible for starting WWIII and not that scientist chap from T2 as originally thought. As the T-101 put it in an interview on Graham Norton, ‘vee sink zee Piers model has gone native, and zis Zarah Palin iz in fact a reformed zuper-azzizin, formed from hiz left nut’ Ooozi Nine Millimeteeeaaaah!
Couldn’t have put it better myself
I cannot believe these are not picked up over here. They are so freaking hilarious, Jim.
Thanks Andra – a right pair hey!
I like Piers, but this news is shocking. I can accept the union as long as they don’t reproduce. Can you even imagine!
God no!
You are wicked funny, love the way you roar, lol 🙂
Cheers
Hysterical!! tattoos of Lassie and Simon Cowell! Haha! Sarah likes a man who can handle his weapon, that’s all there is to it.
I think you are right – glad Piers is settling in to his new life far away from the UK
Sarah needs Piers to elevate back into the limelight – but she won’t keep him around.
Women hey Frank!