Posted in Art, Funny, History, Humor, Humour, News, tagged 4th July, Al Jolson, Blogs, Elvis Presley, Funny, George Bush, George Washington, Humor, Humour, Jimi Hendrix, Kojak, Lincoln, m Satire, Mount Rushmore, Racism, The USA on July 4, 2014| 18 Comments »
Posted in Humor, Humour, Movies, tagged Aliens, Cinema, Films, George Bush, Humor, Humour, Movies, Science Fiction, The USA on May 31, 2013| 5 Comments »
Posted in Humor, Humour, tagged Comedy, Guns, Humor, Humour, Justin Bieber, News, Politics, Sarah Palin, Show Business, The USA on May 10, 2013| 8 Comments »
Posted in Humor, Humour, Music, tagged Eminem, Food, Humor, Humour, Images, Music, Pop Music, Rap Music, Show Business, The USA on March 28, 2013| 12 Comments »
Yes!
Here are some great Eminem Sausage Raps!
1. The Real Slim Sausage
2. Love The Way You Sausage
3. Cleanin’ Out My Sausage
4. Eight Mile Sausage
5. Under The Sausage
6. Lose Your Sausage
Although they’ve never worked together, here is the picture of Adele singing with a Sausage in Hand and on Head – altogether now – “Aaah’m the shlim shade, da reel shlim shadeee, hic”.
Posted in ginger, humor, nonsense, tagged CNN, Funny, Guns, Humor, Images, Media, News, Politics, Red Hair, The USA on January 26, 2013| 17 Comments »
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Comedy, Guns, Humor, Humour, Love, News, Piers Morgan, Politics, Sarah Palin, The USA on January 12, 2013| 23 Comments »
The regular reader of Gfb will know that we keep a close eye on the colourful love life of political Titan and toilet roll winder Sarah Palin. Well, it seems as though the ideological base camp for the Pea Tarty has a new man in her life.
Piers Morgan!
Yes, the chubby chancer from Blighty who has done his profile no harm in the US with his views on Gun Laws has been locked in a passionate triste with Mama Grizzly. They met at a If You Don’t Own A Bazooka You Are A Fag Commie event in Idaho organised by The National Arm Everyone To The Teeth And We Will All Be Safer And If You Believe That You Really Are A Deranged Loon Association.
Hank A-Lynchin’ spokesman for the NAETTTAWWABSAIYBTYRAADLA, told Gfb, “Eat lead Limey!” before rushing off to make duck noises with a wooden implement as is his constitutional right.
Sarah confided to a close pal, “Piers may want gun control but boy oh boy can he handle his weapon!”
Sarah’s children Colt, Glock, Smith n Weston and Kalashnikov, love it when Piers pops round and bares his arms, as they reveal tattoos of Lassie and Simon Cowell.
Gfb asked Professor Pat Isserie, Lecturer in Lechering, University of Manitoba, for his views on these developments. “Phwoarr!” he said.
We wish them well.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Black Humor, Clinton, Clothes, Humor, Images, News, Politics, Religion, Satire, Sex, The USA on November 5, 2012| 21 Comments »
Hello,
With Bill Clinton on the stump, we have unearthed several remarkable photos showing how Monica’s Lewinsky’s dress complete with spill, became haute couture amongst the great and the good a few years ago.
You couldn’t make it up! (But we did) You can see some here! and here!
Is that Mother Theresa wearing Monica’s Dress?
Good God!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Art, Comedy, Humor, Painting, People, Photography, Pictures, Reviews, Satire, The USA, Warhol on August 20, 2012| 14 Comments »
Warhol. One word. One man. One Campbell’s Can. As Suzi Quatro sang “Can The Can!”
Here is the never before seen “Ginger Wigs”. A collection of Ginger Wigs. Wigs that are Ginger. The rarest Warhol of them all. Again subject to the cruelty of degingerificationismologydada.
As our Arts correspondent Brian Sewer said upon seeing the piece, “Wigs. Figs. Syrup of. Liquid. Alcohol. Make mine a double Bar Keep!”
So brave. So challenging. So daring. So-da Stream.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Africa, Chocolate, Comedy, Erotica, Love, Mandela, News, Politics, Sarah Palin, The USA on July 31, 2012| 16 Comments »
A few weeks ago, Gfb told you about Sarah Palin’s affair with disgrace Murdoch crone, Rebekah Brooks. Sadly they have split up – for Sarah has a new love! Nelson Mandela!
Mama Grizzly fell for the 126 year old South African colossus when they discovered a shared passion for topiary.
Sarah has told friends that when she saw Nelson’s ten foot tall rabbit, shaped from his favourite Bay Laurel, she knew he was the one.
Sarah confided to a close pal, “One time with Mandela you’ll never want another fella!”
It appears the lovers also share a passion for sporting chocolates on their heads
Sarah’s children Animal, Mineral, Vegetable and Mineral-Again, all love prodding Nelson with a stick when he pops round to sharpen his shears.
Gfb asked Professor Pat Isserie, Lecturer in Lechering, University of Manitoba, for his views on these developments. “Phwoarr! wouldn’t mind seeing photos of them two going at it. Bet she enjoys sitting atop Nelson’s Column! Phwoarrr….”
We wish them well.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Comedy, Erotica, Humor, Media, Murdoch, News, Politics, Sarah Palin, Satire, The USA on May 28, 2012| 17 Comments »
A few weeks ago, Gfb told you about Sarah Palin’s affair with Cheese. Well sadly they have had a parting of the wheys, after Sarah discovered a new love. Rebekah Brooks!
You may recall our exclusive footage of Decker Brooks lumping ex-hubby Grant Mitchell. If you didn’t, here it is again!
It appears that Mama Grizzly fell for the flame haired temptress at a mobile phone security conference in Boston where Brooks was the guest speaker.
Palin was on the door.
Sarah confided to a close pal, “Only crooks would consort with Brooks! – so I guess we were meant to be!”
The pair are said to be smitten and regularly go riding together through the Alaskan tundra on horses provided London’s police.
Commented a source, “Sarah is nuts about Bekah. The link between Brooks, Murdoch and Fox News is entirely coincidental. It has nothing to do with her political ambitions whatsoever.”
We understand that Sarah has told her kids, Animal, Mineral, Vegetable and Mineral -Again, that she and Brooksy are in it for the long haul. “I’ve got no choice,” she allegedly told them, “Brooksy has got my naughty calls to Ritt Momney on tape.”
Gfb asked Professor Pat Isserie, Lecturer in Lechering, University of Manitoba, for his views on these developments. “Phwoarr! wouldn’t mind seeing photos of them two going at it. Have you got any snaps? I pay top dollar!”
Either way it seems that the Grizzly Mama has found love again, once more in an unlikely manner. We wish them well.
If you would like to see a selection of totally made up stories about Sarah’s lovelife, visit our Ginger News page!