Oily,
When I look at a photo of you I think of one word. Sexy Beast. More importantly what are your views on whether Scotland should become an independent McNation.
Jock McJock, Jocktown
McOily Replies;
Hoots Mon!
This talk of Scottish independence reminds me of a true story about Sean Connery. True in the sense that I am making it up as I go along. In 1971 Sean, George Best, Warren Beatty and I were at an 8 day Miss World Sexathon in Monte Carlo.
It was a sort of All You Can Eat buffet. And boy did we dine.
Sean told me he had very strong views on Scottish Independence, “Och aye laddie the noo. I get strongly criticised for no livin’ in shiteholes like Galashiels, but I’m fiercely patriotic. Sure I think they should build up that big wall an keep thon buggers oot. I love haggis n fried mars bar me. I have a sporran too. And bagpipes. I just prefer chasin’ skirt aroond the world likesay ya ken ya f**kin ****. Now wheres thon Miss Thailand?”
Yes, I too worried how he morphed into Begbie from Trainspotting before my very eyes. But such was the hedonism of those days!
Scotland still has a lot of oil. Nice………….
McOily
Sean Connery will be king of Scotland if they go independent.
He is a tax exile at the moment – a true patriot!
I think oily has redefined truth. Truly make it up as you go along.
No harm can come from constant truth building – now we are sounidng like a Philip K Dick novel!
Or a Dick K Phillip novel
Agreed!
What will McOily think if this…
http://en.mediamass.net/people/sean-connery/deathhoax.html
Oh McDear
God Blesh ush all!
Taxsh Exshile
What would Fat Bastard say?
Ahm starvin!
Polls closed. (Shiver to think of the possible flag, motto, and mascot….)
Sorry to see a no vote – they could have achieved a lot on thier own.
How fitting the guys were with Oily at a Miss Sexathon event. Nonetheless, I would like Oily’s take influenced the vote.
Oily’s input was crucial
Understandably so.
Undershtandably!
Sean and Oily together in one post. I can now die a happy woman.
Hooray!
It was a close call .. … Glad we are still the UK… … 🙂 Have a good evening Ginger.. looking cool on the recliner.. 🙂
You too Sue – been havng problems with my email so been a bit quiet looking at your posts of late – all back to normal now I hope.
There has been lots of probs too within WP as changes have been made.. I have lost those I followed and gained some I didnt.. and keep getting Beep Boop Boo often when I go into my dashboard .. So hope things are settling and within your email provider too Ginger.. Have a good weekend 🙂