Leader of the Opposition, Ed Miliband has told Gingerfightback’s Political Editor Marsupial Fanning that his recent meeting with President Obama was both “Constructive and nutritious.”
The buck toothed laddio went onto say, “The President and I share views on Syria, ISIS, Russia, Gaza, and the right amount of melted cheese in a burger. He now knows that fries are called chips in England. I must say his chewing was impeccable. It has come on leaps and bounds.”
When asked for his views on the meeting the President replied, “Who? Never met the fella.”
Ed has been likened to Wallace from Wallace and Gromit – well, he is a bit stop go after all.
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“Constructive and nutritious.” – epic
We can rest easy in our beds
Playing both sides of the fence leads to success!
As a politician Miliband would make a very good waiter
Thus perfectly qualified
Think Dan Quayle without the personality!
But can he spell potato
Yep
Then a step ahead of Dan Quayle.