Crikey!
The wonderful and brilliant lass from ooop North via Canada, Catherine Johnson (read her brilliant words HERE!) asked for a Sausagey Update of classic film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Thought of the Child Catcher (still scares the you know what out of me) Toot Sweets and even pondered The Old Bamboo but plumped for Chitty, Dick, Sally Anne and those two squeaky kids.
Obviously Dick had to be given the biggest sausage and we think his work in CCBB was only surpassed by Diagnosis Murder.
IS THERE ANYBODY OR ANYTHING YOU WOULD SAUSAGED? FEEL FREE TO PASS ON YOUR WISH!
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Sausage me, sasage me, huh, huh, can ya huh? Pretty please – – – with sugar on it? I prefer a rotewurst mit senf.
Never come between a man and his sausage
My mind is blank right now. (Shut up, Jim.)
Just stay the course and we’ll be right here with you, old chum.
Cool!
Lucky they’re aerodynamic sausages.
I am of course particularly moved by this one. I am so with you on the Child Catcher’s Scary-ositude Quotient. Few villains have managed to keep me so frightened for so long. Oi! Fling me a sausage, won’t you, old chum!