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Ginger troubadour, Ed Sheeran recently spoke to Gingerfightback about music, his lucky sausage Dennis and his love of sheep and coach holidays.
46 year old Ed, whose new single “I Haven’t Told You Lately That I Love You Because I Mumble,” is released next week, told Gfb’s showbiz correspondent Barry Island, “I wasplaying gigs in kennels and cycle racks when Dennis, my lucky sausage approached me and reckoned we should team up. I thought it strange that a talking sausage had rock n roll pretensions, but thought why the hell not? I wrote a song entitled “The Sausage I Love”. It was a massive hit on You Tube and the rest is history.”
Ed’s first album + has sold by the bucket load all over the place. Ed said, “I was going to call it “Thank You Dennis My Lucky Sausage,” but those corporate pigs at the record company changed it to +. It has been number 1 in 46 countries including Belgebourg, a place that doesn’t even exist! I owe it all to Dennis.”
Redhead Ed, 33 also told us that he is knackered and needs a holiday. “The strings on my guitar have gone a bit wonky. So I’ve booked a two week coach trip around the Lake District for me and Dennis to watch sheepdog trials and sheep at rest. I like sheep especially when they are woolly. Baa, baa.”
Is it a case of Sheeran’s, Shearings shearing holiday we wonder!
This Is The Type Of Coach They Could Be On!
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I’m suprised they travel together.
I thought they had more of an Elton John/Bernie Taupin relationship – one writes relatively entertaining jingles, and the other mugs thesaurii in dark alleys.
(Not sure which is which…)
I’m afreared they are going the way Guns n Roses went with separate limos etc only in Dennis’ case it is a private frying pan.
A live performance must be a hoot. Does Dennis sit on a stool or is he down on the stage? (Need this info to finish my thesis on troubadour sausages and the men who love them.
He has a little stool with a velvet cushion on it for a spot of comfort.
yay!
Ed ages backwards… I want to age backwards!
Turn around
Bright eyes
Every now and then
I fall apart
And I need you now tonight (sorry was out for a bit)
Haha!
Laughing – oh Ed!
Good – the poor lad
Ed looks amazingly young for 46 years. It’s the sausage, isn’t it?
Yes and the way pork fat has been incorporated into his skincare regime
I enjoy Ed Sheeran’s music and had NO idea he was a ginger! Must be the secret to his distinctive sound.
It is his sausage Debra