Downton Abbey’s Lord Grantham On His Sausage Telephone?
September 21, 2014 by gingerfightback
The new series satarts tonight.
The excitement is making grown men constipated.

“You want me to say what?”
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Somehow I have managed to miss this series. I will have to find a way to watch it from the beginning.
He looks constipated.
With scripts like that we all would Frank!
But my wife loves the show.
I am amazed that this show is so popular across the globe! It is woeful……
… but she doesn’t enjoy constipation.
No sane person would Frank
I thought that sausage telephones weren’t invented ’till the 1960’s. I’m sure DA is set in the 1800’s isn’t it?
Got it in one
Do you watch this one, Jim? I hear it’s so good, but I’ve never seen it. It’s on my list to watch. I’m currently catching up on Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead.
I think it is absolute rubbish Amy. Terrible scripts, ridiuclous plots, wooden acting.
Oh, really?! Wooden. How dreadful. Well then, I won’t be wasting my time with that one.
I don’t know why but it makes my blood boil Amy!
I watch Downton and I have no idea why…I did not realize it has started again. Maybe it hasn’t reached my shores, yet? Hmmm….I’ll have to investigate this one…
It started over here on Sunday night – absolute garbage!
No self respecting gentleman of this era would phone in a performance without a proper sausage
Well said Sah!
Ha ha! If only he had his mouth open. 😀
His foot would be in it
That’s a mighty fine sausage…of good breeding, I assume?
Sadly inbred as the landed gentry are – actually if you can imagine a haemophiliac sausage……