Today Gfb can lay bare the depths of former PM Tony Blair’s relationship with President George W Bush in the run up to the Iraq War.
As the photo shows you can’t get much closer than that (although we are pleased they kept their trunks on – somehow the sight of Prime Ministerial and Presidential schlongs on display is a tad distasteful).
Today at the Leveson Enquiry, Blair when asked about his relationship with Bush commented, “It was simple, I scratched his back and ended up a multi-millionaire! Brill! Today, I fly around the world in my own Jumbo telling Arabs how to live in peace! You couldn’t make it up. Well, we did in parts but no point raking over old coals is there! Must dash, have a luncheon appointment with Henry Kissinger!”
So that’s alright then.