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Gingerfightback has paid a shedload to get this lovely snap of Royal Mum Kate and her little lad George – do you think he takes after his Mum?

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Fine Beard My Son!

As Royal watcher Larry Sags commented “Gawd Bless ’em – makes yer proud to be British – wanna buy a towel?”

We also proud you this early snap of Mum and tot – boy oh boy he’s changed in these first few months of life! (We think the beard suits her to).

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Kate was positively blooming in pregnancy!

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Even nutty Prince Charles donned a sausage on his royal bonce to greet his Grandson.

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And Queenie and Phil jumped for joy at the news!

"Top Of One's Morning To One"
 

Lavinia Wet-Wipe, National Secretary of Kate Is Great said, “That girl could flog me one of her farts and then light it in front of me. I’d still be delighted. Whatever she does it is brilliant. And if you don’t agree I’ll cut yer knackers off. God Save The Queen!”

What A Glorious Day That Was
                                                                                    

                                                                                                          
God Bless 'em!

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Gingerfightback can end the speculation. In a few weeks time Princess Kate will soon give birth.

To A CHILD!

As Royal watcher Lemuel Four-By-Two exclaimed, “This is remarkable news, whilst at the same time slightly disappointing. Kate is so much better, nicer, cleaner and clevererererer than anybody else,  I thought she would have produced at least a planet with a species akin to mankind sitting at the apex of its evolution.  Still can’t have everything. Wanna buy a towel?”

Even nutty Prince Charles thought this was going to happen so he donned a sausage on his royal bonce in order to greet the leader of the Katen peoples.

“Apparently they love a banger, free range and organic naturally,” The Prince told a flunkey.

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And Queenie herself had adopted the traditional garb of the “Little Green People.”

"Top Of One's Morning To One"

“Top Of One’s Morning To One”

Lavinia Wet-Wipe, National Secretary of Kate Is Great said, “That girl could flog me one of her farts and then light it in front of me. I’d still be delighted. Whatever she does it is brilliant. And if you don’t agree I’ll cut yer knackers off. God Save The Queen!”

What A Glorious Day That Was
                                                                                     

                                                                                                           
God Bless 'em!
 

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We at Gingerfightback are thrilled to announce that Kate stood yesterday! Yes! That’s right – Stood!

As Royal watcher Dapne Cheese n’Pickle told Gfb, “She is a remarkable women. The ability to stand is so rare these days. Kate is exceptional.”

Bob Growth, Secretary of the National Standing Society, told Gfb, “Kate will put standing on the map once more. We won’t take this sitting down!” But there were less kind words from Lavinia Wet-Wipe, National Organiser for The Sitting Society who told us, “This will put the cause of sitting back many years. Already we are getting reports of Children standing for no reason! We have to stand up for sitting!”

What A Glorious Day That Was

What A Glorious Day That Was

When we revealed that the Duchess of Lovely Pure Virginity Unsullied By Carnal Desires Of Man Or Beast was a member of the Cobra Kingfisher Singh Viper Assassination Hit Squad, the ultra-secret ginger ninja hit team. So the revelation that she can stand, WITHOUT THE AID OF A SERF  will just cause a sensation around the world! And worry a lot of swarthy oreigner types.

She’s Great!

God Bless 'em!

Aaaah!

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God Bless 'em!

God Bless ’em!

We at Gingerfightback are committed Royalists and are as thrilled as everybody else with the news that our Kate is pregnant with the future King or Queen of Blighty. As Royal Watcher Tiggy Winkle-Harumph told Gfb, “She is a remarkable women. We can now add fecundity to her list of achievements!”

What A Glorious Day That Was

There was shock, nay outcry when we revealed that the Duchess of Lovely Pure Virginity Unsullied By Carnal Desires Of Man Or Beast was a member of the Cobra Kingfisher Singh Viper Assassination Hit Squad, the ultra-secret ginger ninja hit team.

 

And now we can reveal her pregnancy bloom for the first time!

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Get ready for lots more of this too………

Santa Maria - The Likeness Is Uncanny!

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Hello

I was at the Doctor’s this morning getting my rash looked at. As usual I had to wait ages. Shirley’s broccoli and cauliflower bake from last night was knocking at the door, so I folded a copy of Hello! under me arm and paid a visit to the facilities (fully adapted for disabled users I am glad to say although the seat was a bit wonky).

In Hello! there was a photo of Princess Kate holding her hat on her head because it was windy. Lovely teeth too. Clean and everything. All her own I’ll wager. That’s why Wills fell for her. Hat control and a good set of gnashers. What more does Royalty need?

Perhaps the capacity to put gloves on. But apart from that?

I like a woman in a hat. Classy. Not balaclavas though – that is just sick. Makes me shudder just thinking about it.

Laters

Bob

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Details have emerged recently that Our Kate may be part of the ultra secret Ginger Ninja Cobra Kingfisher Singh Viper Assassination Hit Squad (Sponsored by American Express).

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The shadowy outfit have been linked to the deaths of among others, Saddam Hussein, Colonel Gaddafi, Osama Bin Laden, Charlie Sheen’s career and are also believed to have been behind the shooting of JR Ewing and Bambi’s mum.

Is This Kate As A Ginger Ninja?

Kate, who recently collected flowers from children using both hands, has been secretly training with the secretive squad in secret in a secret place near Berlin.

As we pointed out a month or so ago, Kate has also undertaken some rather nifty genetic engineering to improve the performance of Sea Horses. We believe these animals form the infamous Sea Horse Death Viperhead Squadron. Deadly when offered a carrot or sugar lump.

The Sea Horse Death Viperhead Squadron In Action

To further confuse their targets the ninjas hum songs from the classic musical Oliver, with “Food! Glorious Food!” having a remarkable 89% hit rate.

Colonel Idris Deckchair, former commander of the black Ops outfit commented, “It wouldn’t surprise me. I once saw Kate talk to poor people at a community centre in Melbourne. She showed no fear talking to these people. If she can do that, she can do anything.” He then tried to throttle Gfb’s reporter before turning into a tea towel and making good his escape.

As the photo below shows, Kate is a master of disguise. Who would have thought!

Kill Bill?

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There is a line in a song that goes “Too much lovin’ drives a boy insane.” Great song by a great pop combo. Their name escapes me.

Too much tea drove me to the toilet.

I stumbled down the carriage, knocking into other passengers. I finally accepted that Olympic Gold on The Beam was folly.

I reached the toilet and opened the door.

He was sitting there. Trousers around his ankles. On his right knee was a tattoo of The Queen. On his left knee an inky effigy of Prince Phillip. A staunch Monarchist. Not to be messed with.

A newspaper was on his lap. I thanked my lucky stars that The Daily Telegraph is still a broadsheet.

“Sorry,” I said.

“Not at all,” he replied, “Actually, while you are here, could you help me with this clue?Two words, Seven and Five – an Ogre’s repast.”

“Monster Munch?” I replied.

“Great!” he said, “But that means that Aubergine can’t be correct.” He frowned.

I left him to ponder this conundrum and walked to the next cubicle, again knocking into people.  The cubicle was empty. I made sure the door was locked before I did me business.

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