Simon Cowell Shows His Balls On X Factor!

As the new series of the X Factor starts on TV tonight, we were able to snap Simon warming up with his balls in his new passion,  Rhythmic Gymnastics.

Great control Big Fella!

“It’s all about the wrist”

Simon’s new show, “Celebrity Drowning” a reality format combining Gymnastics, Dance, Cooking and Holding Your Breath Underwater is gonna be huge!!!!!!

Yes folks – the man has balls!

Fellow judge Louis Whatshisname showed off his beam skills.

“Hello Ronan – I have an idea – Beamzone!”

Whilst new judge Foghorn Spice still has some way to go……..

“Fook me this is fookin ‘ard”

 

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Famous Gingers – Geri Halliwell

Geri Halliwell

aka Ginger Spice.

The Spice Girl who came up with the phrase Girl Power and wittered on a lot if memory serves.

Was very famous for a while before jacking it all in. Did a load of sit ups and then became a market gardener in the Vale of Evesham, where her prize winning tomatoes are the envy of horticulturists around the world. “It’s all about my irrigation techniques,” she told us.

She is the current world Buckaroo champion after seeing off Lionel Richie in a highly controversial final in Berlin last year.

Some things you may not know about Geri;

• She can’t sing
• Hopes to win the World Cluedo title in Oviedo next month (this may explain current champion Former Pope Benedict’s decision to quit the Papacy in order to concentrate on defending his title). In the conservatory with the lead pipe I reckon.
• She has a pathological fear of Brazil nuts.

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