Posted in Beauty Tips, DIY, Funny, Humor, Humour, News, Parenting, Satire, tagged Comedy, Eggs, Erectile Dysfunction, Film Stars, Giraffes, Humor, Humour, India, Infertility, Male Sex Drive, Men, Sandra Bullock, Satire, Sex, Sperm, The Titanic, UK, USA on August 11, 2014| 18 Comments »
Hi Everyone!
Two words that strike fear into sperm.
Erectile Dysfunction.
Lately with him we’ve had more chance of raising the Titanic. A diet of oily fish and Sandra Bullock films played havoc with his urgings.
Then it all changed yesterday – during a documentary about Giraffes.
Before you can say “what a load of codswallop” – his downstairs blood flow picks up – and she got more than that egg and tomato sandwich for tea!
I am one happy zygote!
Right……Ready Or Not…..Here I Come!
Posted in Beauty Tips, Canada, DIY, Funny, ginger, humor, nonsense, Humor, Humour, Parenting, Satire, Science, Scotland, UK, tagged Comedy, Coping WIth Depression, England, Family Life, Funny, Humor, Humour, Male Fantasy, Men, Modern Family Life, Northern Ireland, Parlour Games, Satire, Scotland, Sex, Sperm, USA, Wales on July 28, 2014| 10 Comments »
The Sperm With A Perm will be providing a regular update on his hopes and fears for impregnation.
Hi Everyone!
Been ages!
It was my cousin Tom’s 3rd minute birthday! Just imagine trying to play musical chairs with 120 million others! Takes Ages! Fold out chairs as well – took ages to set up. I prefer pass the parcel myself but everything gets a bit sticky.
No sign of impregnating an egg at the moment!
Sentient life will be great though – better than this load of bollocks! Think of it! Arthritis! Embarrassment! Laughter! Riding A Bike! Love! Having A Crush On Mother Theresa! ONIONS! Masturbation! (although would that be genocide?!)
Just gotta find that egg!
This bloody hot weather plays havoc with his juices!
Boner me beauty!
Must Go!
Right……Ready Or Not…..Here I Come!
But I Won’t Do That!
Posted in Animals, Beauty Tips, Funny, Humor, Humour, UK, tagged "Poetry",, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Black Humour, Comedy, Funny, Humor, Humour, Kilts, Loss, Love, Reproduction, Satire, Sex, Sexual Health, Sperm, UK, USA on May 2, 2014| 19 Comments »
Hi Everyone!
Been a while!
Two Words!
Tight Underpants!
As hot as hell in here while he wore that thong.
Then it all changed yesterday!
Boxers!
Aaaahh the sheer relief of a dangling pair of knackers. (Go the whole hog and make kilts compulsory – let ’em sway fellas!)
Oh well time to get back in the saddle. Giddy Up!
As Tennyson may have written, “Into the Valley of Death, rode the 40 million…….”
Right……Ready Or Not…..Here I Come!
Posted in Humor, Humour, Writing, tagged Childhood, Comedy, Funny, Humor, Humour, Infertility, Man, Sex, Sperm on May 27, 2013| 14 Comments »
Hi Everyone!
Been a while!
Two Words!
Erectile Dysfunction!
About as likely as raising the Titanic!
Too much fish in the diet!
Then it all changed yesterday!
Who’d have thought that a glimpse of Imelda Marcos would cause such hasty blood flow “downstairs”!
But I am one happy zygote!
Just gotta find that egg!
Right……Ready Or Not…..Here I Come!
Posted in ginger, humor, nonsense, Uncategorized, tagged Heavy Metal, History, Humor, Humour, Images, Life, Man, Reproduction, Sex, Sperm on January 14, 2013| 17 Comments »
You can see a normal sperm with a ginger wig here!
Here is the Heavy Metal (or maybe a 17th Century Dandy) sperm!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 2012 Presdential Election, Bill Clinton, Comedy, Humor, News, Politics, Satire, Sex, Sperm, The Pope on October 31, 2012| 24 Comments »
Hello,
With Bill Clinton on the stump, we have unearthed several remarkable photos showing how Monica’s Lewinsky’s dress complete with spill, became haute couture amongst the great and the good a few years ago.
You couldn’t make it up! (But we did) You can see Queen Elizabeth’s here!
Is that Pope John Paul II wearing Monica’s Dress? Santa Maria! – what a load of cassocks.
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