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Hello Folks,

Bob Lewington here again.

When I’m on the pot, I like to read a lot. It’s a man thing!

I was involved in a repossession yesterday. Sir Amethyst Yeast-Gravel had failed to pay his Council Tax. Sad to see the nobility falling on hard times.

They should take a leaf out of my cousin Terry’s book and consider armed robbery as a career option.

Anyway before I took possession of goods to the value of what Sir Yeast-Gravel owed, his noblilityness kindly allowed me to use his facilities.

You could tell he was posh because a copy of Horse and Hound was the in-store reading material.

I like horses. beautiful creatures. Legs, Necks, Tails. They’ve got the lot in my opinion. I like to spend Saturday afternoons with me mates in The Nervous Budgie supping a few pints of Beater and having a bet.

Never ridden a horse though! Saddles give me the collywobbles and just thinking about stirrups causes my rash to break out.

Where’s the Calamine lotion?

Best Wishes

Bob

By the by, Sir Yeast-Gravel had a very nice antique Blunderbuss hanging over his living room mantelpiece, which more than covered the amount due.

Terry thinks he can find a use for it, in a sawn off, customised version.

Pimp My Musket!

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Hello Folks,

Bob Lewington here again.

When I’m on the pot, I like to read a lot. It’s a man thing!

I was involved in a repossession yesterday. Sir Amethyst Yeast-Gravel had failed to pay his Council Tax. Sad to see the nobility falling on hard times.

They should take a leaf out of my cousin Terry’s book and consider armed robbery as a career option.

Anyway before I took possession of goods to the value of what Sir Yeast-Gravel owed, his noblilityness kindly allowed me to use his facilities.

You could tell he was posh because of the a copy of Horse and Hound as the in-store reading material.

I like horses. beautiful creatures. Legs, Necks, Tails. They’ve got the lot in my opinion. I like to spend Saturday afternoons with me mates in The Nervous Budgie supping a few pints of Beater and having a bet.

Never ridden a horse though! Saddles give me the collywobbles and just thinking about stirrups causes my rash to reappear.

Where’s the Calamine lotion?

Best Wishes

Bob

By the by, Sir Yeast-Gravel had a very nice antique Blunderbuss hanging over his living room mantelpiece, which more than covered the amount due.

Terry thinks he can find a use for it, in a sawn off, customised version.

Pimp My Musket!

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Hello Folks,

Ginger Sooty, GLOVE PUPPET OF DREAMS provides a daily round-up of events at the London 2012 Olympics that are, quite simply London 2012. Here is his update for Day 4.

Hello everyone,

Great to see Tom Daley from Team GB in the diving. Is he British though? Check out how white his teeth are! And he can form a sentence!

I had the chance to have a sneak preview of Tom’s Olympic Diary, sponsored by Dairycrest.

“Diving Daley’s Daily Dairy Diary” is a great read. For example;

“July 30th – Got out of bed with triple somersault, piked in tuck position and had a bowl of Frosties. Cleaned teeth with twist and pike.  Off to the pool for some diving practice. Floss on the way.”

Diving does not make great radio, “He jumps…..He’s in the water.”

Also a highlight  was the record score by the USA’s Vincent Hancock in  Skeet Shooting. If like me you wondered where Skeet Ulrich’s promising career ended up…

A couple of sports for you to look out for today.

1. Long Distance Circumcision –  One of the highlights of any games. Can Yitzhak Cohen create history by winning his fourth consecutive gold? He is everyone’s tip. But expect a nip and tuck showdown with Hilary Bump from Team GB. He is eager for a slice of the action.

2. Team Nervous Tittering In The Dark – One for the purists this.  It just shows how inclusive the Games are. Even the bashful get a go! Expect the gold to go Cambodia, led by the Queen of the Titterers, Tee Hee-Hee.

Enjoy The Games! Sooty.

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