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Ello Hoily,
Can you help? I am doing a crossword and I am stuck on 6 across.
The clue is “Things we chew our food with located in our mouths.” It has 5 letters and so far I have TE_TH – I am stumped. Any ideas?
Slow Dave, Hull
Dave,
The word I’m thinking of is tongue. It may not fit the crossword but I find it can fit just about anywhere else. Once you discover this fact for yourself your crossword will be totally redundant. Enjoy.
Oily
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Dear AB,
I am helping my girlfriend with her maths homework. We are stuck on 6×3 –
she says it is 247 and I think it is 63.
Which of us is right?
Shane, Sydney, Oz
Shane,
Take the square root of 6. Divide this by the number times you ever see three buses all of the same number and colour on the same route on the same day (this bit is important – they must be the same colour or the equation won’t work).
Sub divide by the number of Pot Noodles you and your girlfriend have eaten in the last week.
Add the two numbers together and subtract the number of times you’ve said the words “One Direction are changing the way we think about popular music in a post modernist society”.
If you’ve followed the above correctly the answer should be 12.
Good luck!
Aunty Bill
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