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Posts Tagged ‘Sculpture’
The Ginger Thinker – Penny For Them Mate!
Posted in Art, Canada, Humor, Humour, UK, tagged Art, Degas, England, Famous Sculptures, Famous Statues, France, Ginger, Henry Moore, Humor, India, Ireland, Red Hair, Rodin, Royal Academy, Scotland, Sculpting, Sculpture, Statues, Tate Modern, The Thinker, Thinking, Thoughts, USA on August 7, 2014| 2 Comments »
The Ginger David (Again)
Posted in Art, Canada, Funny, Humor, Humour, Satire, tagged Art, Canada, England, Florence, Gay icons, Humor, Humour, Italy, Michael Angelo, Nudity, Pubic Hair, Satire, Sculpture, The David, The Uffizi, Tuscany, USA on July 31, 2014| 11 Comments »
The Original David, as intended by Michelangeloangeloangelo.
As our Arts correspondent Brian Restraining-Order commented, “Ginger pubes? Yuk! I need a dwinky after that. Bar Keep!”
Arts Scene With Terry Cotter The Potter
Posted in Art, Funny, Humor, Humour, Movies, Music, Pop Music, Satire, Show Business, tagged Bald Heads, Blogs, Cinema, Graham Greene, Humor, Humour, Literature, Movies, Nirvana, Novels, Pottery, Romeo and Juliet, Satire, Sculpture, Shakespeare, Stupid, The King and I, Theatre, UK, USA, Writing, Yul Brynner on April 15, 2014| 17 Comments »
My name is Terry Cotter. I’m a potter.
I have been potterising for nearly two decades now. I stock a wide range of ceramic goods in my shop The Potter’s Reel, down here in Lower Swell. The shop is named after my potter’s wheel which goes round and round. Like a reel.
Here are some reviews from the world they call “Art”.
1. Sculpture
Venus De Milo – It is armless enough.
2. Movies
The King and I – The slap head from The Magnificent 7 tries to get hold of Deborah Kerr after learning the lingo. Goes on a bit.
3. Music
Nirvana – Nevermind –I was into Grudge in my teens – Mum told me off for not tucking my shirt in. Then New Kids On The Block came into my life….. Goes on a bit.
4. Literature
Graham Greene – Our Man In Havana – The importance of vacuum cleaners as a nuclear deterrent.
5. Theatre
Romeo and Juliet – He loves her and she loves him. The families don’t get on. The vicar is a drug dealer. They die. Doth goeth oneth for a biteth.
Village News
A protest will take place outside the village hall tomorrow during the lactose intolerance group session. Intolerance cannot be tolerated in any form.
Til The Next Time
Keep That Wheel Turning!
TCTP
The Giant Ginger Haired Statues Of Easter Island – Shock Discovery!
Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, News, tagged Blogs, Chile, Easter Island, Evolution, Funny, Ginger, History, Humor, Humour, Images, Polynesia, Sculpture on November 11, 2013| 29 Comments »
Easter Island.
The very name evokes feeling of, if nothing else, Easter and Islands.
German professor Emeritus Of Made Up Cobblers, Hans Sandwich recently discovered Giant Ginger Haired Statues in the bit of the Island nobody has ever explored before.
“Ven I Valked To Dees Place, I Vos Wery Shocked By Vot I Saw – Dee Giganticsch Gingereisch Shtatchews – Vous Could Have Knockedeish Me Ova Wid A Fedder.” Commented Doctor Sandwich, who also suffers from Capslock syndrome.
Allow yourself to postulate what the discovery of the Giant Ginger Statues Of Easter Island means to the evolution of humankind in Polynesia all those years ago.
A pixelated conundrum for sure…..
Where Are We From?
Somebody Asked To See The Ginger Thinker Again!
Posted in Art, Humor, tagged Art, Blogging, Blogs, Humor, Humour, Images, Red Hair, Sculpture on June 22, 2013| 8 Comments »
Somebody asked to see Ginger Thinker again – happy to oblige!
Somebody asked to see the Pope with a pork pie on his head image again – happy to oblige!
- Pope Pius 23rd
Somebody asked to see the ginger Sphinx image again – happy to oblige!
Somebody asked to see the ginger Al Jolson image again – as always happy to oblige!
Somebody asked to see the cute Polar Bear image again – as always happy to oblige!
Somebody asked to see the Shane McGowan dancing in Riverdance image again – as always happy to oblige!
Somebody asked to see the Saturday Night Fever Disco Chicken again – as always happy to oblige!
Somebody asked to see Ali with a chicken on his head again – as always happy to oblige!
Somebody has asked to see Nelson Mandela with a walnut whip on his head again – as always happy to oblige!
has asked to see the David Niven With A Wagon Wheel On His Head Image again – as always happy to oblige!
Last week somebody asked to see Picasso smoking his fishfingers……What a strange world we live in.
- During His Fish Period
The Ginger David – Pubic Perfection?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Art, Arts criticism, Gay icons, Genius, Ginger, Humor, Michael Angelo, Nudity, Pubic Hair, Review, Sculpture on August 30, 2012| 14 Comments »
Having being lucky enough to visit Florence to view it au naturelle as it were, I can honestly say it is as close to artistic perfection as I have ever seen.
The Original David, as intended by Michelangeloangeloangelo.
As our Arts correspondent Brian Sewer said upon seeing the orignal, “Ginger pubes? Yuk! I need a dwinky after that. Bar Keep!”
The Ginger Thinker – A Sculpting Masterpiece
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Art, Artists, Culture, Ginger, Humour, Painting, Review, Rodin, Sculpture, Thinking on July 18, 2012| 24 Comments »
We’ve brought you painting, now marvel at sculpture. In stone. By a bloke with a hammer and chisel. Hammering and chiselling for hours on end.
Here is The Thinker in its original format before degingerificationismology took hold and stripped the brooding presence of its wonderful golden syrup.
As our Arts correspondent Brian Sewer said upon seeing the piece, “It certainly made me think. Mostly about my next dwinky, but it made me think nonetheless. Bar Keep!”
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