Doctor Who’s Fence Revealed! – This Month’s “Fences Of The Famous!”

Hello!

“All the world’s a fence.”

Like doubts, we all have them or know someone who has them. Fences that is.

What does your Fence say about you?  Secondary Picket? Loosely Hinged? A Godfather? Weak Footings?

Who knows? Who cares! 

This month sees Peter Capaldi fill the boots of the Time Lord and begetter of utterly incomprehensible, contrived and convoluted plots – Doctor Who!

The BBC allowed Gfb’s Sci-Fi correspondent, Cedric Must-Get-Outmore, access to the Set and he managed to take this snap of The Doctor fighting new baddies The Creosoters.

 

My fence is Ronsealed!

Last time Benedict Cumberbatch shared his Closed Border Fence with us. Looks like he and the Doc share a passion for the CBF!

 

Boo Bono!

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Almanac – Your Futures Foretold – By The Mystic Milkman

I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here. and here

I am up with the Lark, delivering milk – in bottles.

So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?

1. June 2012 –  Germany will win the World Cup.

2. March 2015– A joint Transformers and X-Men movie will be released under the title “Transformen – Robots With Sideburns – Rise of the Pygmies”. The film will be shown in VD.

3. December 25 2014 – A cauliflower will be proclaimed King of England much to the chagrin of Prince Charles. King Cauli will prove to be a wise and benevolent leader. The House of Brassica will rule England for the next 3,000 years.

Miffed

Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” –

Michelle, Arizona;

Look in the biscuit tin.

Macy, Munich;

Feel your varicose veins for the answer to your conundrum!

Liang Bo in Shanghai;

Right a bit, now left a bit – THERE!

Antoinette, Enschede;

Find the man with the name Alfonse on his name tag. Fortune awaits when you do!

IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….

I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.

Until next time……….

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Is That Mr Spock With A Sausage On His Head?

Yes! – “It’s meat Jim, but not as we know it………….”

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Is That Batman With A Sausage On His head?

Yes!

The Dark Sausage

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Pointless Ginger Wig Adaptations – #23 Avatar

The Poor Lad

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Is That Darth Vader With Sausage Horns?

Yes!

 

Use The Fork Luke!

 

Yes!

Star Wars – The Sausage Years

A New Sausage

The Sausage Strikes Back

Return of the Sausage

The Phantom Sausage

Attack of The Sausages

Revenge of The Sausage

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Is That Luke Skywalker With A Sausage Lightsaber?

Yes!

Yes!

Star Wars – The Sausage Years

A New Sausage

The Sausage Strikes Back

Return of the Sausage

The Phantom Sausage

Attack of The Clone Sausages

Revenge of The Sausage

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Is That Princess Leia With A Cumberland Sausage On Her Noggin?

Yes!

Star Wars – The Sausage Years

A New Sausage

The Sausage Strikes Back

Return of the Sausage

The Phantom Sausage

Attack of The Clone Sausages

Revenge of The Sausage

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Famous Gingers – L Ron Hubbard

L Ron Hubbard

Genius screenwriter, Sci-Fi titan, decorated war hero, invented a religion, had his own fleet, made a few bob in the process. What’s all the fuss about?

Saw the dangers lurking in Monopoly and thus banned followers of Dianetics from playing the game, at least with the Top Hat. They were never to collect the £200 for Passing Go without wishing Thetans good luck.

Understood the inherent contradiction of trying to peel a stone.

Some things you may not know about L Ron;

• His Dear Old Mother live in a cupboard!
• He  was partial to pickled eggs
• His Sea Shanty album “Tickle Me Tackle Nancy” never troubled the charts. But with songs like “Tug Me Rope”, “When I Rub Me Barnacles I’m Thinking Of Me Molly” and “Blow Me Back To Blighty Gerty On A Good Stiff ‘Un!” I’m amazed it didn’t sell.

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Pointless Ginger Wig Adaptations – #23 The Terminator

“I’ll Be Ginger.”

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