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This week’s request comes from a very fine Australian, The Bilge Bucket whose blog you can FIND HERE

The London Eye has become a London landmark and as landmarks go, it certainly is. It goes round and round slowly so fee paying guests can get a good look at other landmarks which also happen to be in London!

On a clear day you can see Tibet!

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IS THERE ANYTHING OR ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE A SAUSAGE ADDED TO? LET US KNOW!

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This week’s requests comes from a blogger very close to Gingerfightback’s heart who is having a major operation this week. You can chart her progress in the wonderful blog The Hysterectomy Diaries HERE!

She asked for a Sausage (or Saucisse?) to be added to the beautiful Audrey Tautou and her iconic character Amelie. The idea of adding a sausage to Audrey Tatou is full of double entendre possibilities so we will leave it there.

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IS THERE ANYTHING OR ANYONE YOU WOULD LIKE SAUSAGED? LET ME KNOW!

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This week’s request comes from a great friend of GFB, the wonderful Sue and her brilliant blog Lost In China which you can find HERE! – have a look – she will crack you up.

MORDOR – The very name causes hippies to set their bongs down.

SAURON – The Evil One, a man with a mighty big ring – The Evil Lord who – through his all seeing sausage (Pork with Apple) – sought to smite the smoten and throw the world into saturated fatty food  bondage……..(enough of this drivel).

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As a bonus, here is evil Wizard SARUMAN drawing dark magical powers from his Quiche of DOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

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Yes – he leaves an indent in the earth later….

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Road Runner and his useless nemesis Wile E Coyote is on one hand a slapstick frenzy of explosion and cliff running offness but on another level is a much darker treatise on the human condition and reckless obsession.

Little surprise then that it was requested by ever inventive and insightful blogger Philosopher Mouse of the Hedge whose beautifully crafted words you can find HERE!

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Yes – It blows up in his face later….

But sadly poor ol’ Wile E always ends up running off a cliff……….

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If This Ain’t a Metaphor For Modern Life I Don’t Know What Is

 

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This is a first! We’ve been asked to “sausage” Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto and by all accounts a bit of a lad for the second time!

Brilliant writer and embarrassed Canadian, Trent Lewin asked for some further sausagification of a man who has disgraced himself, Toronto and Canada!

Here is Rob wearing his ceremonial sausage and crack pipe.

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And here is Rob demonstrating his famous “sausage through my brain” party trick!

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And now Rob drives a sausage vertically through his brain as well!

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This week’s request comes from the Debra Fetterly and her wonderful Breathe Lighter site which you can find here!

Chim, chimerney, chim chimerney, chim chim cheroo…….

Here is fabled Nanny, Mary Poppins arriving in her unique way. As the song goes “Superbanger……etc…etc” (Couldn’t think of anything to be honest).

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Todays request comes from Sean Smithson the hilarious Office Inbetweener – which you can read here!

Sean asked for  an image of Ali v Frazier at a weigh-in relating to one of their Titanic clashes in the 70’s.  Sadly we couldn’t find a suitable one.

Instead we bring to your attention the lesser known fact that during the Thriller in Manila, Frazier to goad Ali strapped a freshly roasted chicken to his head. The bobbin’ carcass infuriated Ali to such an extent that the “Greatest” took revenge in Round 8 with a furious assault of punches that were it not for the chinstrap, would have seen the first orbit of the Earth by a roast chicken.

 

Upon seeing the demolition of Frazier and his poultry, George Foreman had second thoughts about a rematch of the Rumble in The Jungle. The fight which would have been known as the “Barbecue in Timbuktu” instead afforded Foreman the idea of his now famous Low Fat Grill. As Foreman said at the time “There was no way I was going to take a lickin, so decided instead to grill my chicken.”

 

The rest as they say is history.

IS THERE ANYBODY OR ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ATTACHED TO A SAUSAGE?

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Here is the next request. Master sleuth, smackhead, fiddler and right cleverdick Sherlock Holmes as requested by the brilliant  Hacker.Hinja.Hooker.Spy. Her site is well worth checking out HERE!

Here is Sir Arthur Conan Boil’s creation in a variety of guises, starting with lovely  Benedict Cumberland….in, “The Case Of The Missing Meat Product.”

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“Mmmm…..where did I mislay my sausage?”

Of course Ironman, recovering smackhead and all round bon viveur, Bobby Downey Jr donned the old deerstalker in a couple of outings as the fabled detective and here he is consulting his astro-sausage to find the nearest crack den, from “The Case Of The Missing Meat Product.”

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“I think my head is going to fall off Holmes”

Not to be outdone by these arrivistes, our very own Great British Ham, Michael Caine brought a new subtlety to the role is this thankfully over looked version of, “The Case Of The Missing Meat Product”.

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“Who thought a pasty magnifier would work?”

As the great man would have said “Elemental Dear Watson, Elemental.”

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“The English Do Love A Sausage”

Of course it just isn’t the done thing to eat one’s dinner without wearing one’s Cumberland Sausage

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Is That Line Really In The Script?

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The marvellous Jamie Deedes asked to see a horse garlanded with a sausage.

You can find Jamie’s site  here  it is stunning.

We put our thinking caps on………Horses……….Famous Horses………Trojan Horse!

You’d have thought The Trojans would have smelled something fishy when this bad boy trundled through the city gates but apparently not.

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Beware Of Greeks Bearing Frankfurters

Even more so when Brad, strolling around as Achilles in the Turkey that was “Troy” wore a pork and herb sausage on his bonce for much of the film.

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Was The Sausage His Achilles Heel?

IS THERE ANYONE OR ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE ADORNED BY A SAUSAGE?

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