Happy Birthday Prince George!

We may be a bit late but Happy Birthday to our future King! On bended knee we salute thee……

Nice to see the goatee coming on and the hillbilly look beginning to take shape…..

 

Baby Prince George, is of course the fruit of sexual intercourse between our Kate and Wills,

The Bearded Prince

“I am flabbergasted,” said Miranda Soup-Slurper, Royal Correspondent for It’s Bollox! magazine, “I still can’t believe that Kate has had sexual intercourse, such is her fragrant fragrance.  Also royal babies come from a place much more shiny and lovely than the Earth. My guess is a planet made of cuddles and souvenir tea towels.”

Phillip Utopian-Fallopian, keeper of the Royal Sock, told GFB, “Ms Soup-Slurper is wrong. Prince George came from Waitrose along with a free cup of coffee.”

 

 

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Fresco Rescue! Gingerfightback Saves The Day!

 Hello! Gfb is grabbing some me time for the next week or so. Hooray! we hear you cry – sadly we don’t disappear that easily – here are some posts which proved popular. Hope you like them second time around.

#3 Fresco Rescue

Hello Folks!

You may have heard today about the elderly parishioner in Spain who attempted to restore a prized Jesus Christ fresco.

Ecce Homo (Behold the Man) by Elias Garcia Martinez has held pride of place in the Sanctuary of Mercy Church near Zaragoza for more than 100 years.

Cecilia Giminez took her brush to it and did what can only be described as a not particularly good job!

An official declared, “The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic.”

Oh Dear! What’s To Be Done?

Step Forward Gfb’s arts expert Brian Sewer and his mates from The Struggling Monkey free house, Al Fresco and Al Dente.

We whisked them out to Zaragoza to carry out urgent repairs to the work and the results are spectacular!

Good As New!

“We don’t want paying, we are just glad to help,” muttered Al Fresco, “What’s yer poison?”

Does the Original remind you of anyone? That’s Right – The Princess Bride Herself – Our Kate!

Santa Maria! Could It Be True?

 

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World Exclusive! Royal Baby! First Pictures!

Gingerfightback is delighted to be able to bring you the first pictures of the Royal Infant born to her Royal Loveliness Kate only a few hours ago. As you can see the little cherub  really is a worthy heir!

Will his first word be “Mammy!”

As you can see the bouncing bonny bundle of British boyhood is the spitting image of his Father Prince “Chopper” Wills who looks a bit stunned by the sprog in this photo.

But like any proud Dad he had time to smoke a sausage in celebration of the new arrival.

Congratulations from us all and God Bless Prince Al!

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