The Brazilian – Where Do You Stand?- Oily George Gives His Views

Hello Oily

Pubic hair topiary is all the rage this year in North Devon. What is your view on “The Brazilian”? Sambatastic or are you a bush guy.

Aged Elsie, Bideford

Oily Replies;

Elsie,

I spent a summer on Copacabana a few years ago and filmed the real Brazil in my documentary ‘City of Thongs’. (Did you know that Queen Victoria wore an early prototype, a kind of hair shirt for the arse – which historians claim explains her permanent miserable gurn).

Armed with such fascinating historical facts I wandered the beach interviewing, oiled up thong clad  ass shaking women. The results were…..well, exhausting.

The question I ask society at large in this wonderful piece of “Deep Throat” journalism is a simple one: is the thong all it’s cracked up to be?

Oh and by the way Elsie, I found your false teeth. Not sure how they got clamped there without me noticing overnight. Let’s stay off the rum in future!

Oily

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The Brazilian – Where Do You Stand?- Oily George Gives His Views

Hello Oily

With the Soccerball World Cup  being played out in Brazil next summer, what are your views on the Brazilian? Sambatastic or are you a bush guy.

Aged Elsie, St Austell

Oily Replies;

Hey Elsie baby.

First off may I just say that I don’t think you are aged at all, not if last night is anything to go by.

I spent a long hot summer on the Copacabana a few years ago. Did you ever see the movie ‘City of God’? Didn’t like it, totally unrealistic. I filmed the real Brazil in my documentary ‘City of Thongs’. A history of the garment, where it originated.

For instance did you know that Queen Victoria wore an early protoype, a kind of hairshirt for the arse – which historians claim explains her permanent miserable gurn.

Armed with such fascinating historical facts I wandered the beaches interviewing beautiful, oiled up thong clad  ass shaking women. The results were…..well, exhausting.

The question I ask society at large in this wonderful piece of Pilgeresque journalism: is the thong all it’s cracked up to be?

Oh and by the way Elsie, I found your false teeth. Not sure how they got clamped there without me noticing overnight. Sure no harm done but lets stay off the rum in future!

Oily

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