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Gingerfightback can end the speculation. In a few weeks time Princess Kate will soon give birth.

To A CHILD!

As Royal watcher Lemuel Four-By-Two exclaimed, “This is remarkable news, whilst at the same time slightly disappointing. Kate is so much better, nicer, cleaner and clevererererer than anybody else,  I thought she would have produced at least a planet with a species akin to mankind sitting at the apex of its evolution.  Still can’t have everything. Wanna buy a towel?”

Even nutty Prince Charles thought this was going to happen so he donned a sausage on his royal bonce in order to greet the leader of the Katen peoples.

“Apparently they love a banger, free range and organic naturally,” The Prince told a flunkey.

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And Queenie herself had adopted the traditional garb of the “Little Green People.”

"Top Of One's Morning To One"

“Top Of One’s Morning To One”

Lavinia Wet-Wipe, National Secretary of Kate Is Great said, “That girl could flog me one of her farts and then light it in front of me. I’d still be delighted. Whatever she does it is brilliant. And if you don’t agree I’ll cut yer knackers off. God Save The Queen!”

What A Glorious Day That Was
                                                                                     

                                                                                                           
God Bless 'em!
 

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We at Gingerfightback are thrilled to announce that Kate stood yesterday! Yes! That’s right – Stood!

As Royal watcher Dapne Cheese n’Pickle told Gfb, “She is a remarkable women. The ability to stand is so rare these days. Kate is exceptional.”

Bob Growth, Secretary of the National Standing Society, told Gfb, “Kate will put standing on the map once more. We won’t take this sitting down!” But there were less kind words from Lavinia Wet-Wipe, National Organiser for The Sitting Society who told us, “This will put the cause of sitting back many years. Already we are getting reports of Children standing for no reason! We have to stand up for sitting!”

What A Glorious Day That Was

What A Glorious Day That Was

When we revealed that the Duchess of Lovely Pure Virginity Unsullied By Carnal Desires Of Man Or Beast was a member of the Cobra Kingfisher Singh Viper Assassination Hit Squad, the ultra-secret ginger ninja hit team. So the revelation that she can stand, WITHOUT THE AID OF A SERF  will just cause a sensation around the world! And worry a lot of swarthy oreigner types.

She’s Great!

God Bless 'em!

Aaaah!

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God Bless 'em!

God Bless ’em!

We at Gingerfightback are committed Royalists and are as thrilled as everybody else with the news that our Kate is pregnant with the future King or Queen of Blighty. As Royal Watcher Tiggy Winkle-Harumph told Gfb, “She is a remarkable women. We can now add fecundity to her list of achievements!”

What A Glorious Day That Was

There was shock, nay outcry when we revealed that the Duchess of Lovely Pure Virginity Unsullied By Carnal Desires Of Man Or Beast was a member of the Cobra Kingfisher Singh Viper Assassination Hit Squad, the ultra-secret ginger ninja hit team.

 

And now we can reveal her pregnancy bloom for the first time!

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Get ready for lots more of this too………

Santa Maria - The Likeness Is Uncanny!

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