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Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice

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The Spice Girl who came up with the phrase “Girl Power” and wittered on a lot if memory serves.

Was very famous for a while then did a load of sit ups.  Became a market gardener in the Vale of Evesham, where her prize winning tomatoes are the envy of horticulturists around the world. “It’s all about my irrigation techniques,” she told us.

She is the current world Buckaroo champion after seeing off Lionel Richie in a highly controversial final in Berlin last year.

Some things you may not know about Geri;

  • She can’t sing
  • Hopes to win the World Cluedo title in Oviedo next month (this may explain current champion Former Pope Benedict’s decision to quit the Papacy in order to concentrate on defending his title). In the conservatory with the lead pipe I reckon.
  • She has a pathological fear of Brazil nuts.

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Britain’s top Boy Band, No Direction, have revealed to Gfb that their new single  “Energy Price Rise Hike Stomp (The Freeze To Death Remix) is set to top the Charts.

The band, currently in Manchester evicting disabled people from their homes, are confident that their new folky sound will win over new fans. As David “Cotswold Bladder” Cameron explained, “We love Mumford and Sons, waistcoats, beards and banjos! So it is Hey nonny nonny ja ja nonny – old chap! Shoot that serf please Fotheringham.  Stoke the Aga as well.”

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The Boys Show Orf Their Dance Routine

The band’s spokesman George “Charlie Up De ‘Ooter” Osborne, said “We are really excited about this single. It’s really ballsy. Not like that fat prole Ed Balls though. I hate him. He smells. And he’s fat. Wanna buy a nuclear power station?”

The band’s manager Simon Cowell, who recently calmed the Oceans by raising his right eyebrow was quoted as  saying “My pants are full of poo such is my excitement around this single. Must go, The Dalai Lama needs some advice on inner peace.”

 

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Yes!

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This effort is in response to a request by that very nice man from Cincinnati USA, A Frank Angle who recently visited a Goetta Sausage Festival.

Goetta sausages heralded from Germany and contain “iron cut” oats (we don’t know either). But we all know from recent reports that Simon has certainly had his oats!

We have a few more requests to get through over the next few weeks but if there is anyone you would like to see sporting a food product on their head, get in touch and we will see what can be done!

Gingerfightback – finding strength through the sausage.

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Geri Halliwell

geri

aka Ginger Spice.

The Spice Girl who came up with the phrase Girl Power and wittered on a lot if memory serves.

Was very famous for a while before jacking it all in. Did a load of sit ups and then became a market gardener in the Vale of Evesham, where her prize winning tomatoes are the envy of horticulturists around the world. “It’s all about my irrigation techniques,” she told us.

She is the current world Buckaroo champion after seeing off Lionel Richie in a highly controversial final in Berlin last year.

Some things you may not know about Geri;

  • She can’t sing
  • Hopes to win the World Cluedo title in Oviedo next month (this may explain current champion Former Pope Benedict’s decision to quit the Papacy in order to concentrate on defending his title). In the conservatory with the lead pipe I reckon.
  • She has a pathological fear of Brazil nuts.

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Yes!

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Here are some great Eminem Sausage Raps!

1. The Real Slim Sausage

2. Love The Way You Sausage

3. Cleanin’ Out My Sausage

4. Eight Mile Sausage

5. Under The Sausage

6. Lose Your Sausage

Although they’ve never worked together, here is the picture of Adele singing with a Sausage in Hand and on Head – altogether now – “Aaah’m the shlim shade, da reel shlim shadeee, hic”.

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Yes!

Dan and Rach Together!

Here are the Top 10 Sausage Bond Movies

1. Dr Sausage

2. Gold Sausage

3. From Russia With Sausage

4. On Her Majesty’s Secret Sausage

5. Live And Let Sausage

6. The Sausage Who Loved Me

7. A View To A Sausage

8. The Sausage Is Not Enough

9. Sausage Royale

10. The Quantum Of Sausage

No place for Skysausage, but here is the picture of Adele singing with a Sausage in Hand and on Head (we wring things dry here at GFB!)  – altogether now – “Isha Sshkyfoallll, when you tumballllllll, hic”.

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Yes!

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You can see Tom Cruise with a sausage in his hair here!

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Yes! (And no we are not being phallocentric just sausagecentric)

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You can see Tom Cruise with a sausage in his hair here!

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