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Gingerfightback has paid a shedload to get this lovely snap of Royal Mum Kate and her little lad George – do you think he takes after his Mum?

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Fine Beard My Son!

As Royal watcher Larry Sags commented “Gawd Bless ’em – makes yer proud to be British – wanna buy a towel?”

We also proud you this early snap of Mum and tot – boy oh boy he’s changed in these first few months of life! (We think the beard suits her to).

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Kate was positively blooming in pregnancy!

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Even nutty Prince Charles donned a sausage on his royal bonce to greet his Grandson.

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And Queenie and Phil jumped for joy at the news!

"Top Of One's Morning To One"
 

Lavinia Wet-Wipe, National Secretary of Kate Is Great said, “That girl could flog me one of her farts and then light it in front of me. I’d still be delighted. Whatever she does it is brilliant. And if you don’t agree I’ll cut yer knackers off. God Save The Queen!”

What A Glorious Day That Was
                                                                                    

                                                                                                          
God Bless 'em!

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This goat is happy – no kidding!

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Red or Dead He’s Under My Bed!

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Prince Ghandi Andy - who would have thought?

Prince Ghandi Andy – who would have thought?

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Hello

We caused a stir yesterday amongst The Bond Sausage Cognoscenti by failing to list THEIR favourite Bond Sausage movies. We felt it appropriate to reveal the complete ranking prepared by the Bond Sausage Committee at its recent convention in Vienna.

Daniel Craig’s lawyers informed us that sausages on his head are not appropriate and asked we remove the offending image. We have done so but felt obliged to leave a sausage about his person to keep wifey, the fragrant Rach company. Can you spot it?

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The Bond Sausage Committee ranked the movies in the following order;

1. Dr Sausage

2. Gold Sausage

3. From Russia With Sausage

4. On Her Majesty’s Secret Sausage

5. Live And Let Sausage

6. The Sausage Who Loved Me

7. A View To A Sausage

8. The Sausage Is Not Enough

9. Sausage Royale

10. The Quantum Of Sausage

11. Octosausage

12. Thundersausage

13. You Only Sausage Twice

14. Sausages Are Forever

15. Licence To Sausage

16. The Living Sausage

17. Die Another Sausage

18. Skysausage

19. Golden Sausage

20. Sausage Never Dies

21. The Man With The Golden Sausage

22. Moonsausage

23. For Your Sausage Only

Whilst this offers a number of opportunities for Double Entendres we will refrain from that (although the mighty blogger Joe Hoover’s suggestion of Sausagepussy did have us giggling. We don’t know why – raised Catholic and not allowed to eat sausages (or play the trumpet) after the age of 13 due to the phallic connotations associated with the good old banger may have something to do with it.

Again we use the picture of Adele singing with a Sausage in Hand and on Head – altogether now – “Isha Sshkyfoallll, when you tumballllllll, hic”.

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We Hope This Answers All Your Questions

James Bond Will Return…………

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Yes!

Dan and Rach Together!

Here are the Top 10 Sausage Bond Movies

1. Dr Sausage

2. Gold Sausage

3. From Russia With Sausage

4. On Her Majesty’s Secret Sausage

5. Live And Let Sausage

6. The Sausage Who Loved Me

7. A View To A Sausage

8. The Sausage Is Not Enough

9. Sausage Royale

10. The Quantum Of Sausage

No place for Skysausage, but here is the picture of Adele singing with a Sausage in Hand and on Head (we wring things dry here at GFB!)  – altogether now – “Isha Sshkyfoallll, when you tumballllllll, hic”.

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Someboday has asked to see the David Niven With A Wagon Wheel On His Head Image again – as always happy to oblige!

A Sad End To A Great Career

A Sad End To A Great Career

Somebody has asked to see the Leonardo Da Vinci wearing a yorkshire pudding on his head image again – as always happy to oblige!

The Da Vinci - A Batter Design

The Da Vinci – A Batter Design

Somebody has asked to see the Steve McQueen Great Escape image again – as always happy to oblige !

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Chinstrap!

Last week somebody asked to see Picasso smoking his fishfingers……What a strange world we live in.

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During His Fish Period

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