Posts Tagged ‘Parenthood’

Gingerfightback is delighted to be able to bring you the first pictures of the Royal Infant born to her Royal Loveliness Kate only a few hours ago. As you can see the little cherub  really is a worthy heir!

Will his first word be “Mammy!”


As you can see the bouncing bonny bundle of British boyhood is the spitting image of his Father Prince “Chopper” Wills who looks a bit stunned by the sprog in this photo.


But like any proud Dad he had time to smoke a sausage in celebration of the new arrival.


Congratulations from us all and God Bless Prince Al!

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Gingerfightback can end the speculation. In a few weeks time Princess Kate will soon give birth.


As Royal watcher Lemuel Four-By-Two exclaimed, “This is remarkable news, whilst at the same time slightly disappointing. Kate is so much better, nicer, cleaner and clevererererer than anybody else,  I thought she would have produced at least a planet with a species akin to mankind sitting at the apex of its evolution.  Still can’t have everything. Wanna buy a towel?”

Even nutty Prince Charles thought this was going to happen so he donned a sausage on his royal bonce in order to greet the leader of the Katen peoples.

“Apparently they love a banger, free range and organic naturally,” The Prince told a flunkey.

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And Queenie herself had adopted the traditional garb of the “Little Green People.”

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“Top Of One’s Morning To One”

Lavinia Wet-Wipe, National Secretary of Kate Is Great said, “That girl could flog me one of her farts and then light it in front of me. I’d still be delighted. Whatever she does it is brilliant. And if you don’t agree I’ll cut yer knackers off. God Save The Queen!”

What A Glorious Day That Was

God Bless 'em!

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