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Sim Salabim!

Egypt’s famous Great Pyramid has grown a moustache to honour Movember.

“Eye of a camel, son of a she-wolf! Is this the work of the secret Brotherhood of Male Grooming?” declared retired civil servant Ali Hassan as he waked to the baker’s to buy his cat some fish. Without success. As an insurance policy he visited the bank. Again without success.

We think it looks very so-SPHINX-icated!

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As We reported last week, The Great Pyramid also grew one……..

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Grab your crosses! Douse yerselves in Holy Water! Loosen The Big Lad’s Bolt With Your Handy Go Anywhere Spanner! Those twin titans of evil wrong doing and macabre jiggery pokery,  Count Dracula and Frankenstein are muzzied up to honour Movember.

“I shat my pants when I saw them!” cried retired civil servant, Laslo Goulash who was on his way to the bakers to buy some fish for his cat. Without success. As an insurance policy he went to the bank to buy some fish. Again without success.

Here’s Drac slurpin’ on the neck of a virgin!

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Here’s Frank being Frank!

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Don’t know about you but I will be sleeping with the light on tonight……….

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Art experts were left agog this morning when it was discovered that Millais’ masterpiece “Ophelia” has become “Ophelia With Muzzy” to honour Movember.

“By the excretions of Queen Victoria I’m amazed! Astounded!” cried retired civil servant, John Wobbler who was on his way to the bakers to buy some fish for his cat on Thanksgiving Day.Without success. As an insurance policy he went to the bank to buy some fish. Again without success.

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Art experts were left agog this morning when it was discovered that Pablo Picasso’s masterpiece “Tete La Femme” has become “Tete La Femme Avec Une ‘Airy Lip” to honour Movember.

“By the groin of General Franco I’m amazed! Astounded!” cried retired civil servant, Fernando Torres who was on his way to the bakers to buy some fish for his cat. Without success. As an insurance policy he went to the bank to buy some fish. Again without success.

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Here is an image of Picasso smoking some fish fingers.

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Art experts were left agog this morning when it was discovered that Veremeer’s masterpiece had sprouted a ginger moustache to honour Movember.

“I’m amazed! Astounded! It’s Fan-tache-tic!” cried retired civil servant, Wim Van Anagram who was on his way to the bakers to buy some fish for his cat. Without success. As an insurance policy he went to the bank to buy some fish. Again without success.

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Moscow awoke this morning to the sight of St Basil’s Cathedral sporting a ginger moustache in honour of Movember.

“Kick me in the gulags!” cried retired civil servant, Boris Serzhinsky who was on his way to the bakers to buy some fish for his cat. Without success. As an insurance policy he went to the bank to buy some fish. Again without success.

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Kuala Lumpur awoke this morning to the sight of the Petronas Towers sporting a ginger moustache in honour of Movember.

“Cover me in peanuts and call me Satay!” cried retired civil servant, Ali Mohammad who was on his way to the bakers to buy some fish for his cat. Without success. As an insurance policy he went to the bank to buy some fish. Again without success.

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