A Glove Puppet’s View On The Presidential Election – Ginger Sooty Reports #7

Hello Folks!

If you missed Ginger Sooty’s last report on the US Election you can read it here!

Governor Romney finally came out of his room dressed as a coconut and proclaimed to the people in the key election State of Canada, “I am a coconut. You too can be a coconut if you vote for me on the 6th!” He was led away by a man who had a stethoscope in one hand and an enormous syringe in the other.

The President was in the key election state of London. He boasted today that Volcano output in the US had increased massively because of his polices. Olava Care in particular.

Sarah Palin’s Thought Of The Day – Sarah wants to encourage Grizzly Bears to reduce their carbon footprint by chopping their paws off.

Today’s Great Ginger Wig Of The Office Of The President Of The United States.

Bill Clinton – the sexual capacity of Kennedy, the intellectual rigour of Roosevelt and the amiability of Reagan. Boy he loved to have his horn blown. Made an arse of himself. A lot. Probably still does. His wife scare the bejesus out of us.

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A Glove Puppet’s View Of The Presidential Election – Ginger Sooty Reports #6

Hello Folks!

If you missed Ginger Sooty’s last report on the US Election you can read it here!

Governor Romney refused to come out of his  room today. He told me through his hotel door that he is convinced that Ninja Goldfish Attack Death Squads have been sent to asassinaytetetey him.

The President was in the key election state of  Brazil and announced a major new initiative to turn around the USA’s fortunes through the reintroduction of 80’s Girl Groups. Obananarama Care.

Sarah Palin’s Thought of The Day – She’s had one! Ban cows mooing.

Today’s Great Ginger Wig Of The Office Of The President Of The United States.

Ronald Reagan – Amiable buffoon, lampooned in Europe as a brainless oaf but venerated in the USA for being a brainless oaf. Had a very strong aversion to eels. Could read what he was told to read like no other, but never learnt to tie up his own shoe laces. Ended the Cold War. Britain only managed a Cod War. but what is a consonant between friends!

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A Glove Puppet’s View Of The US Presidential Election – Ginger Sooty Reports! #5

Hello Folks!

If you missed Ginger Sooty’s last report on the US Election you can read it here!

Hello Everyone

Governor Romney offered me a lift in his car today. “You can be strapped onto the roof and keep ma dawg cumpaknee!” he offered. He is a nice man. 47% of him is made of leather.

The President was in the key election state of Florida and announced a major new initiative to turn around the USA’s fortunes through Choral productions of Grease in every town with a population over 5,000 souls. Oramalamadingdong Care.

Sarah Palin’s Thought of The Day – Nearly had one!

Today’s Great Ginger Wig Of The Office Of The President Of The United States.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy – Told West Germany “I am a sausage” and they still loved him! Hopped a lot as a child.  Camelot, Jacqui, Hope and then slain in Dallas by about 254 assassins all standing on a Grassy Knoll. Had a bad back. Lots of Irish households still possess ashtrays with his face on. Invented the Etch A Sketch.  Had an incredibly square head.

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Look Who Is Wearing Monica Lewinsky’s Dress!

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With Bill Clinton on the stump, we have unearthed several remarkable photos showing how Monica’s Lewinsky’s dress complete with spill, became haute couture amongst the great and the good a few years ago.

You couldn’t make it up! (But we did) You can see yesterday’s here!

Is that Queenie Liz wearing Monica’s Dress?

As Judith Chalmers said at the time,”Her Majesty is particularly suited to this azure print and that little splash of white sets it orf luvverly.”

 

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Look Who Is Wearing Monica Lewinsky’s Dress!

Hello,

With Bill Clinton on the stump for Obama we have unearthed several remarkable photos showing how popular Monica’s Lewinsky’s dress complete with spill, became amongst the great and the good a few years ago.

You couldn’t make it up! (But we did)

Is that Mahmoud Have-I-Had-Me-Dinner-Yet? President of Iran wearing Monica’s Dress?

Lovely Legs

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Barack Obama – His Shadowy, Spotty, Despotic Backer Revealed (A Gingerfightback World Exclusive!)

Recently we brought damning proof of Mitt Romney’s secret backers which you can see here. All I will say is that I knew the Osmonds were up to something.

Gingerfightback’s top reporter Once Ginger Sooty, has captured another amazing shot.

It shows the evil, spotty genius who, FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE is behind Obama’s attempts to cling on to the Presidency. JOSEF STALIN!

Proof that the Pea Tarty was right all along – OBAMA is a COMMIE BASTARD!

Where’s He Russian Off To?

Wake Up America before this is your new National Anthem!

Thank You Once Again, Once Ginger Sooty!

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Mitt Romney – His Shadowy, Toothy, Twisted Backer Revealed (A Gingerfightback World Exclusive!)

Gingerfightback’s top reporter Once Ginger Sooty,  captured a rare image yesterday whilst covering the US Presidential Election.

It is not in the same league as “The Grassy Knoll” or even “Deepthroat” but it does show the evil, twisted genius who is behind Ritt Momney’s attempts to become the next President.

If Donny is around, where are Marie, Wayne, Merrill, Alan, Jay and oh fuck no Little Jimmy?

They want the world and they want it NOW!

OSMONDIA is upon us………It will be a fight to the death. Well, if not to the death at least to the Dentists.

Someone Help Him, Help Him Pleeeease…….

Be careful America or you national anthem may soon be………

Thank You Once Ginger Sooty For Bringing This To Our Attention!

We Need More Like Him

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