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Hello Folks!

Oily George, Gfb’s Beauty ace,  is in North America scouting locations for adult versions of two Shakespeare plays.

King Leer and the The Porn Merchant of Venice Beach, are in pre-production.  Donny McGuff will star as Leer and Shycock respectively in these erotic Elizabethan extravaganzas.

Thanks to Gfb’s friend and fellow blogger, Lizzie Cracked we have come up with an unforgettable prize competition for Oily’s legion of fans.

A CHANCE TO MEET HIM!

Over the next few weeks, Oily is scouting  locations in the following areas;

Los Angeles

Burt Reynold’s Wig

Salt Lake City

Minnesota (In a Van Halen tribute band)

Tom Cruise’s underpants

Chicago

Walton Mountain

Toronto

Baffin island

New York

The Partridge Family’s Bus

Atlanta

Dollywood

Petrocelli’s unfinished house

New Orleans

Swamp Daddy’s Crawfish Shack

Houston

If you are near any of these locations and would like to meet Oily, the prize on offer is;

1. A body part (of your choice) in one of the movies

2. A signed copy of Oily’s new biography “Oily – The Leopard Print Years”.

3. A night out with Oily at the world famous Slippery Sam’s in Galveston, Texas

So, for a chance to win, simply complete the following caption in less than 12 words!

“I want to meet Oily George and admire his enormous……..”

We look forward to receiving your entries. (Over 18’s only please, GSOH, Non-Smokers, No Knob Jokes and NO TIME WASTERS).

Closing Date June 32nd 2012.

*(This competition is in the sole ownership of Gingerfightback promotions and as such all intellectual property, either implied or explied will remain with the pre-said organisation unless a sausage can be waved in the air in a threatening manner).

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