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I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here. and here

I am up with the Lark. I cut my own hair.

So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?

1. November 18th 2013 –  A short man from Nepal with a nervous tic and four breasts will claim to be the New Messiah.

2. February 16 1805 – Napoleon Bonaparte wakes up and sings  “Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz.”

3. March 2017 – Wind (in anyone of its many guises – the signals are weak I’m afraid) will end the career of singer Taylor Swift

Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” –

Bill, Nazeing;

You left it on the table in the pub – from Tanline Barry

Lucy, Dublin;

Never wear velcro shoes, you look cheap in them – from Aunt Elsie

Liang Bo in Shanghai

Not there! There! – Your mother!

Rob, Belfast

Never fry eggs poach them – Alejandro Acapulco

IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….

I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.

Until next time……….

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