Feeds:
Posts
Comments

Posts Tagged ‘Kung Fu’

Hello,

This week we have been celebrating some of the tough guys on the silver screen. Here is a picture of legendary Belgian, Jean Claude Van Damme with a flan on his noggin from the infamous movies, “Mullet Massacre II – This Time It’s Personal”.

jean claude copy

Here is a still from his 1984 outing, “The Renegade Sock – Kick Him In The Bollox”. JCVD is pictured with his co-star The Ginger Mussel – so it really is a case of The Mussel’s From Brussels! (Ho Ho).

lager_edited-1

Here are some other images.

Bruce Lee in a fight with Chuck Norris from Bruce’s last film, “The Way Of The Sausage”. Bruce wears his sausage throughout the movie. Why Chuck has got a Scone on his head is anybody’s guess.

sausage

Here is Chuck in the Kung Fu remake of Pride and Prejudice,”Die Hard For A Bit One Man War Gone Rogue Miss Bennett,” Pt 2 The Revenge. 

chuck norris copy

Here Is Steven Seagal Wearing A Chinstrap

seagal

No oil painting is he!

Read Full Post »

Hello,

We present the following, admittedly grainy image of Kung Fu legend Bruce Lee in a fight with Chuck Norris.

It is from Bruce’s last film, “The Way Of The Sausage”. The still is from the denouement of the film in which Bruce thwarts a gang of Chinese Triads who are up to no good. He retains the sausage with perfect balance throughout.

Why Chuck has got a Scone on his head is anybody’s guess.

sausage

So upset was Chuck at Bruce’s death that in every film he has made since he wears a sausage in Bruce’s honour. Here is Chuck in a Kung Fu remake of Pride and Prejudice called, “Die Hard For A Bit One Man War Gone Rogue Miss Bennett,” Pt 2 The Revenge. 

chuck norris copy

Here Is Steven Seagal Wearing A Chinstrap

seagal

No oil painting is he!

Read Full Post »