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The Saucerer’s Apprentice

Hello Oily;

I am part human, part cup and saucer. Can you see a career for me in the adult film business?

Slurpy Sid, Ballymena

Oily Replies;


People with mirthsome sexual organs such as yours are much sought after in the esoteric market I cater for. Currently I need a collander, cheesegrater or something similar for a political espionage thriller horror britpop comedy of errors sci fi historical docu romcom I’m scripting. Something/one with at least two holes and a willingness to explore the more elastic side of their personality.

If you are self lubricating that is great but not essential as I’m balls deep in the damn stuff

Oh,  a high pain threshold would be useful too.

Utensilly Yours


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