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As legendary actor Tom Hanks said, “I like towers and I like sausages so this is a win win for me.”

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In case you wanted to know Chicken Hammer in ancient Norse is – Kaða Mjölnir – impress your friends with this knowledge. (Before asking we couldn’t find the ancient Norse for sausage – if anyone knows what it is, keep it to yourself please).

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Hello,

We present the following, admittedly grainy image of Kung Fu legend Bruce Lee in a fight with Chuck Norris.

It is from Bruce’s last film, “The Way Of The Sausage”. The still is from the denouement of the film in which Bruce thwarts a gang of Chinese Triads who are up to no good. He retains the sausage with perfect balance throughout.

Why Chuck has got a Scone on his head is anybody’s guess.

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So upset was Chuck at Bruce’s death that in every film he has made since he wears a sausage in Bruce’s honour. Here is Chuck in a Kung Fu remake of Pride and Prejudice called, “Die Hard For A Bit One Man War Gone Rogue Miss Bennett,” Pt 2 The Revenge. 

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Here Is Steven Seagal Wearing A Chinstrap

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No oil painting is he!

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Yes!

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This goat is happy – no kidding!

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Hello,

Saw this photo recently and it tickled us.

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Here is a human version, Gingered up a tad – who says totalitarianism isn’t fun?

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Goosey Goosey Gander

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Hello,

As you know Gfb prides itself on making stories up.

Well, for a change here is a true story about a likkle ikkle Baby Seal you may have heard of. We’ve christened him Sam. Sam is having a tough time of it.

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You see Sam the pup is ginger and has been abandoned by his mum, who we will call Cecilia. Admittedly he’s no oil painting and in all honesty scares the bejesus out of us but the poor little mite deserves better.

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Born with rare brownish-red fur and almost completely blind he was rescued from a beach on an island off Russia, the name of which we have trouble spelling.  The pup’s colour is the result of an accumulation of iron in its fur.

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“He was hiding and waiting for his mother to come and feed him,” Said the nice man who found him and took him to a dolphinarium where he is being cared for.

On a brighter note, here are some Ginger Sheep.

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Gingerfightback is delighted to be able to bring you the first pictures of the Royal Infant born to her Royal Loveliness Kate only a few hours ago. As you can see the little cherub  really is a worthy heir!

Will his first word be “Mammy!”

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As you can see the bouncing bonny bundle of British boyhood is the spitting image of his Father Prince “Chopper” Wills who looks a bit stunned by the sprog in this photo.

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But like any proud Dad he had time to smoke a sausage in celebration of the new arrival.

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Congratulations from us all and God Bless Prince Al!

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The Dark Sausage

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Yes!

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The Sausage Spaghetti Western Trilogy;

A Fistful Of Sausages

For A Few Sausages More

The Good The Bad And The Sausage

And here is an old image for good measure!

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The Chick With No Name

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