Simon Cowell Shows His Balls On X Factor!

As the new series of the X Factor starts on TV tonight, we were able to snap Simon warming up with his balls in his new passion,  Rhythmic Gymnastics.

Great control Big Fella!

“It’s all about the wrist”

Simon’s new show, “Celebrity Drowning” a reality format combining Gymnastics, Dance, Cooking and Holding Your Breath Underwater is gonna be huge!!!!!!

Yes folks – the man has balls!

Fellow judge Louis Whatshisname showed off his beam skills.

“Hello Ronan – I have an idea – Beamzone!”

Whilst new judge Foghorn Spice still has some way to go……..

“Fook me this is fookin ‘ard”

 

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American Gothic – Gingered!

A modern classic – Old slaphead needed a syrup and a sausage.

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The Ginger Warhol! Again……

Ginger Is A State Of Mind

Warhol. One word. One man.

“Ginger Wigs”.

A collection of Ginger Wigs. Wigs that are Ginger.

So brave. So challenging. So daring. So-da Stream.

 

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Pointless Ginger Wig Adaptations #53 – Egg and Chick

Which came first?

 

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Noah – It Rained Sausages For 40 Days And For 40 Nights! – Sausage Request # 62

This week’s request comes from the highly talented writer Amy Reese, whose stories you can FIND HERE

Recently released as a Blockbuster epic featuring Russell Crowe, Emma Watson, Ray Winstone and Jennifer Connolly, the timeless tale of Noah is a warning to us all of something or other.

Biblical Scholars have posited the theory that the wrath of God on Man for something or other wasn’t manifested in a deluge of rain but actually a plague of sausages!  As Genesis 3:16 sayeth “And lo the Almighty’s anger was assuaged only by wreaking upon the sinful and idolatrous a great deluge of tasty if salty, meat based products with minimum guaranteed meat content. Forsayeth.”

Would the animals still have gone in 2×2? Pity the Pig……..

 

 

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Jack Nicholson And A Sausage In The Shining! Sausage Request #46

This week’s request comes from a great friend of GFB, artist Marina Kavinaki whose wondrous works you can FIND HERE!

Marina asked for Jack Nicholson in The Shining to be sausaged.

As you can see from this section of the film The Sausage on Jack’s head drove him to break down “That Door” originally using a Meat Pie Head Axe.

Stanley Kubrick later re-shot the scene with a more traditional axe head.

 

The second photo shows Shelley working  out if she can swallow the dreaded Meat Pie Axe Head as it crashes through the door panel.

That must have been some tough pastry folks (note the hand crimping on the pie too – touch of class).

 

We gingered Jack a few months ago – here it is again!

 

 

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Cinema Icon Amelie With Her Special Sausage! Sausage Requests #53

Hello!

This week’s requests comes from a blogger very close to Gingerfightback’s heart who is having a major operation this week. You can chart her progress in the wonderful blog The Hysterectomy Diaries HERE!

She asked for a Sausage (or Saucisse?) to be added to the beautiful Audrey Tautou and her iconic character Amelie. The idea of adding a sausage to Audrey Tatou is full of double entendre possibilities so we will leave it there.

 

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Winter Olympics 2014 – Picture Special – Lenin On A Snowboard?

That’s right – the old Bolshevik was stoked as he lay down some steamers alongside a piked 5 Year Tractor Plan with a hint of Marxist Dialectic 720 thrown in for good measure.

He landed with a trademark hammer and sickle stance and then proceeded to throttle the life out of various Baltic States.

Oi Mensheviks! You Watchin’?

When asked about his love of Socialist Snowboardin’ he simply replied, “Capitalism my arse.”

The Marxist Marauder!

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Mary Poppins With Her Sausagebrella! – Sausage Request #5

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This week’s request comes from the Debra Fetterly and her wonderful Breathe Lighter site which you can find here!

Chim, chimerney, chim chimerney, chim chim cheroo…….

Here is fabled Nanny, Mary Poppins arriving in her unique way. As the song goes “Superbanger……etc…etc” (Couldn’t think of anything to be honest).

 

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Sherlock Holmes – The Man, The Myth, The Sausage – Sausage Request #3

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Here is the next request. Master sleuth, smackhead, fiddler and right cleverdick Sherlock Holmes as requested by the brilliant  Hacker.Hinja.Hooker.Spy. Her site is well worth checking out HERE!

Here is Sir Arthur Conan Boil’s creation in a variety of guises, starting with lovely  Benedict Cumberland….in, “The Case Of The Missing Meat Product.”

“Mmmm…..where did I mislay my sausage?”

Of course Ironman, recovering smackhead and all round bon viveur, Bobby Downey Jr donned the old deerstalker in a couple of outings as the fabled detective and here he is consulting his astro-sausage to find the nearest crack den, from “The Case Of The Missing Meat Product.”

“I think my head is going to fall off Holmes”

Not to be outdone by these arrivistes, our very own Great British Ham, Michael Caine brought a new subtlety to the role is this thankfully over looked version of, “The Case Of The Missing Meat Product”.

“Who thought a pasty magnifier would work?”

As the great man would have said “Elemental Dear Watson, Elemental.”

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