Should I push or pull
When the weary raincoat of cloudy night has opened before Dawn’s door
There you’ll find hermaphrodite hoodie stirring in the nether region
Dawn turns only to say
“Stop muckin’ about”
“Aah”
Sighs hermaphrodite hoodie
“What I’d give for any port in a storm
Yes brandy and a little drop of port”
“Garr……” slurps Dawn (pint of heavy in hand)
“But your eyes are a sore sight
Stay awhile ye twisted stranger, try an rearrange, yer a bit of a dog in a mang…er”
“Mark me well Dawn! today I’ll play wit’ me ditties an’ yer man there dreams only of havin’ titties