- And here is the great man with a Scotch Egg on his head!
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The Previous Lives Of Agnes DuPont
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Blog, Comedy, Funny, Gandhi, Humor, Humour, Meat, Music, People, Reincarnation, Vegetarianism on May 24, 2013| 14 Comments »
Hello People,
I have been looking for love!
I signed up to Have We’ve Met B4? (www.previouslovepreviouslives.com) the dating agency for the reincarnated.
A very reasonable signing up fee and a choice of a Crossbow, The Plague or Witchcraft as a free signing on gift! I chose the Crossbow, it was made of plastic and sadly hasn’t lasted.
Among the matches from Have We’ve Met B4? was Terry, a very nervous Visigoth with dandruff, Clancy a hirsute Victorian Chimney Sweep (First man I met who platted his nasal hair) and Andrew, whose incarnation as Archimedes meant our date was a discourse on the importance of the bath plug.
Tonight I’m cooking dinner for Neville, who was a 4th Century Corsican Pirate plying his evil trade on the Barbery Coast, pillaging, wenching and ravishing as he went.
He’s in Telesales now is allergic to brushed cotton and is convinced that only a a reformed New Kids On The Block can save the world from militant Islam.
Sounds a catch. If a touch deranged. Hope he likes soup. I love soup. Slurp, slurp.
Tatty bye
Agnes
Somebody Asked To See The Gandhi Wearing A Scotch Egg Image Again…..
Posted in Humor, Humour, tagged Art, Gandhi, Humor, Humour, India, Movies, Nelson Mandela, Picasso, Politics, Show Business, Steve McQueen on March 30, 2013| 14 Comments »
Somebody has asked to see Gandhi Wearing A Scotch Egg on his head again – as always happy to oblige!
Somebody has asked to see Nelson Mandela with a walnut whip on his head again – as always happy to oblige!
Somebody has asked to see the David Niven With A Wagon Wheel On His Head Image again – as always happy to oblige!
A Sad End To A Great Career
Somebody has asked to see the Leonardo Da Vinci wearing a yorkshire pudding on his head image again – as always happy to oblige!
The Da Vinci – A Batter Design
Somebody has asked to see the Steve McQueen Great Escape image again – as always happy to oblige !
Chinstrap!
Last week somebody asked to see Picasso smoking his fishfingers……What a strange world we live in.
During His Fish Period
Somebody Asked To See The Gandhi Wearing A Scotch Egg Image Again…..
Posted in Humor, Humour, tagged Art, Gandhi, Humor, Humour, India, Movies, Nelson Mandela, Picasso, Politics, Show Business, Steve McQueen on March 24, 2013| 7 Comments »
Somebody has asked to see Gandhi Wearing A Scotch Egg on his head again – as always happy to oblige!
Somebody has asked to see Nelson Mandela with a walnut whip on his head again – as always happy to oblige!
Someboday has asked to see the David Niven With A Wagon Wheel On His Head Image again – as always happy to oblige!
A Sad End To A Great Career
Somebody has asked to see the Leonardo Da Vinci wearing a yorkshire pudding on his head image again – as always happy to oblige!
The Da Vinci – A Batter Design
Somebody has asked to see the Steve McQueen Great Escape image again – as always happy to oblige !
Chinstrap!
Last week somebody asked to see Picasso smoking his fishfingers……What a strange world we live in.
During His Fish Period
Pointless Ginger Wig Adaptations #7 – Gandhi
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged 2013, Gandhi, Humor, Humour, Icons, India, News, People, Politics on December 31, 2012| 11 Comments »
Ghandi Was In Me! – The Previous Lives Of Agnes DuPont
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Blog, Comedy, Funny, Gandhi, Humor, Humour, Meat, Music, People, Reincarnation, Vegetarianism on November 26, 2012| 13 Comments »
Agnes DuPont tells us more about her previous lives!!!!!! Read other lies here.
To connect with previous lives, Agnes eats cheese. She also claims vegetables from the Brassica family have a similar effect.
PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME AS CAULIFLOWER, COOKED OR RAW, IN THE WRONG HANDS CAN BE LETHAL.
Hello People,
Last Wednesday I was working in my local butcher’s, removing veins from lambs liver, when Mahatma Gandhi entered me. Not in that way I hasten to add.
No, Gandhi’s spirit entered my mortal remains. It was great being a bow legged pacifist for a while. Dressed in a sheet too. You might say it was Dandy Ghandi.
Wendy Crabtree walked in, as is her want, to buy a belly of pork for the Sunday roast.
As Mahatma I wasn’t happy about this and organised a campaign of vegetarian mass civil disobedience. I readjusted the thickness on the ham slicer and tossed root vegetables (I always carry a few in case of emergencies) around the place.
As I flung a turnip at a rack of lamb I thought of Morrissey. Strange that.
Sadly I lost my job at the Butcher’s but do have a much greater insight into the last days of Britain’s presence in India. A fair exchange.
You may think I am a fantasist who eats cheese and broccoli long into the night……….I would beg to differ.
Regards,
Agnes
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