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There was amazement in Parliament today, when it was discovered that PM David Cameron and his Deputy, Nick Thingy are actually a pair of testicles.

These revealing shots were passed to Gfb by our brave reporter Emrie Self-Assembly, who happened across Rupert Murdoch taking off his underpants after a hard day’s jowl wobbling to the Leveson Enquiry in London.

Murdoch was heard to say, “Strewth cobber! These budgie smugglers are a tad tight on my knackers. How ya doing down their boys? What’s on Sky tonight?”

For the first time in nearly 50 years, nary a British politician did answer a Murdoch question.

They're In It Together!

Even more surprising was the revelation that Opposition Leader Ed Minibellend has allowed himself to become Murdoch’s penis and is seeking ways prevent the Aussie Press Baron, recently voted “The World’s Most Misunderstood Demagogue” from taking the piss out of him too!

What a way to run a country!

Hi! My Name Is Ed Minibellend

It really is a load of bollocks!

Gawd ‘elp us!

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