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“And that is why I can make a case for Creationism.”

The Velociraptor’s arguments impressed me with both their insight and diligence. It was just a shame that she was put off the train at Reading station for possessing an Advance Super Saver ticket, when in fact only Super Saver Tickets were valid. The train guard would not budge from company policy.

“I bet Jenny Agutter never had this trouble in the Railway Children,” The Velociraptor cried as she alighted onto the platform.

As the train wheezed away from the station, I caught a glimpse of her  sitting on a bench on Platform 3 tackling a Chicken Salsa Wrap and a Diet coke.

I hope she made it to Swansea for the family reunion.

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