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Hello!

This is a first! We’ve been asked to “sausage” Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto for the second time!

Brilliant writer and embarrassed Canadian, Trent Lewin asked for some further sausagification of a man who has disgraced himself, Toronto and Canada.

You can find Trent’s site HERE.

 

Rob wearing his ceremonial sausage and crack pipe.

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Rob demonstrating his famous “sausage through my brain” party trick!

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Now Rob sports a sausage vertically through his brain.

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IS THERE ANYONE OR ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE A SAUSAGE APPLIED TO?

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Hi Kids,

 

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Whilst I am a lowly Crackhead In A Cupboard, I still remember me P’s and Q’s towards my Crack supplier.

Although the benefits of this polite approach were not immediate (necessitating several trips to A and E to sew my knees back on) at least  “The Turk” only beats my withered arm as punishment for tardy payment.  Even then I manage a chirpy smile and wish him all the best as he leaves the cupboard!

So Kids – Always remember to say please and thank you! Manners cost nothing!

 

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