Hello Oily,
You mentioned you had Hornflakes for breakfast. They are not available in my home town. Is there anything else I cold try for breakfast?
Lavinia, Kensington
Oily Replies;
Lavinia
Pornflakes.
Regards
Oily
Posts Tagged ‘Breakfast’
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Posted in Humor, Humour, UK, tagged Black Humor, Blogs, Breakfast, Britain, Food, Funny, Humour, Porn, Puns, Sex, UK on October 12, 2013| 15 Comments »
What Do Porn Moguls Have For Breakfast? Oily George Answers Your Queries
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Hello Oily,
I was wondering if you could let me know what you have for breakfast. I’m sure it is the secret to you maintaining your fantastic figure, oily sheen and youthful looks.
Wendy, Bolsover
Oily Replies;
Wendy!
Hornflakes.
Regards
Oily
Morning Coffee On My Doorstep – By Paul Holland
Posted in Poetry, Writing, tagged "Poetry",, Birds, Breakfast, Coffee, Morning, Poems, Spain, Swallows, Swifts on September 2, 2013| 9 Comments »
I’ve awoke to a mizzly day of low cloud
The sky is pockled
As the night sky with stars,
So here with Swifts and Swallows
And Martins whirling overhead.
The rain seems to have them out of wack
Hundreds cling
To the plaster of a nearby house,
As others wheel
To and from a large fir
Then for reasons unknown
All take flight
And that universe breathes in
And I
Gasp.
Ginger Beauty – With Oily George
Posted in Humor, Humour, tagged Breakfast, Britain, Comedy, Dating, Funny, Humor, Humour, Love, Sex on May 7, 2013| 18 Comments »
Hello Oily,
Recently I started courting a man who was made of cornflakes. He was recently released from prison after serving 20 years for murder. Is it ok to go out with a cereal killer?
Kelly, Nebraska
Oily Replies;
Hi Kell,
Only if he has crunchy nuts. Danger is that due to the popularity of said nuts whilst in the prison these past 20 years he might have lost his snap crackle and pop. You might find that unless you have hands like hams, an adams apple and 5 O’clock shadow you are no longer the type to stir his porridge. Give him a good grilling – mixed if possible – to find out where you stand.
Oily
Ginger Beauty – With Oily George
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Beauty Tips, Breakfast, Food, Humor, Movies, Relationships, Sex, Shakespeare, Stupid on June 19, 2012| 8 Comments »
As you know Oily George, Gfb’s Beauty advisor has helped many to improve their body image and styling through his appreciation of style, sex, erotica, smut and the ability to sexually innuendise anything he sees.
Hello Oily,
I was wondering if you could let me know what you have for breakfast. I’m sure it is the secret to you maintaining your fantastic figure and youthful looks.
Wendy, Bolsover
Oily Replies;
Wendy!
I start the day with a bowl of Hornflakes. And some fruit. Bananas mostly. Must dash, have a plane to catch!
Regards
Oily
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