Happy Birthday Prince George

We may be a bit late but Happy Birthday to our future King! On bended knee we salute thee……

Nice to see the goatee coming on and the hillbilly look beginning to take shape…..

 

Baby Prince George, is of course the fruit of sexual intercourse between our Kate and Wills,

The Bearded Prince

Miranda Soup-Slurper, Royal Correspondent for It’s Bollox magazine said,  “I still can’t believe that Kate has had sexual intercourse, such is her fragrant fragrance.  Also royal babies come from a place much more shiny and lovely than the Earth. My guess is a planet made of cuddles and souvenir tea towels.”

Phillip Utopian-Fallopian, keeper of the Royal Sock, told GFB, “Ms Soup-Slurper is wrong. Prince George came from Waitrose along with a free cup of coffee.”

 

 

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Happy Birthday Prince George!

We may be a bit late but Happy Birthday to our future King! On bended knee we salute thee……

Nice to see the goatee coming on and the hillbilly look beginning to take shape…..

 

Baby Prince George, is of course the fruit of sexual intercourse between our Kate and Wills,

The Bearded Prince

“I am flabbergasted,” said Miranda Soup-Slurper, Royal Correspondent for It’s Bollox! magazine, “I still can’t believe that Kate has had sexual intercourse, such is her fragrant fragrance.  Also royal babies come from a place much more shiny and lovely than the Earth. My guess is a planet made of cuddles and souvenir tea towels.”

Phillip Utopian-Fallopian, keeper of the Royal Sock, told GFB, “Ms Soup-Slurper is wrong. Prince George came from Waitrose along with a free cup of coffee.”

 

 

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Happy Birthday Lizzie Cracked!

Hello Folks!

El Guapola, a man who jumps into mid-air with only a laccy band around his waist, has organised a surprise birthday bash for the Muse that is Lizzie Cracked, she of the wonderful mid-afternoon mental moments.

I always enjoy her posts. For example this one hit the spot.

http://runningnakedwithscissors.com/2012/08/03/friday-mid-afternoon-or-much-later-mental-moment/

Apparently I have to write Birthday 6/7  to allow some teccy thing to happen. Has it? I don’t know!

So look for the word in italics in this post and on the sites listed below. Put the italic words together in front of “.wordpress.com” to find  the secret site for LizzieC!!!

Red – mommasmoneymatters.com                                              Running (1/7)
Ginger – http://ohmygawdjustdowhatisay.wordpress.com/     Naked (2/7)
El Guapo – http://guapola.wordpress.com                                   With (3/7)
Linda Vernon http://lindavernon.wordpress.com/                        Lizzie (4/7)
Buddha Kat – http://buddhakat.wordpress.com/                          Cracked (5/7)
Ginger Fight Back – http://gingerfightback.com/                          Birthday (6/7)
Writer Wannabe 763 – http://hometogo232.wordpress.com/       Wishes (7/7)

I think I’ve done it wrong (Sorry Mr Guapola) But here is the birthday site anyway. Happy Birthday Lizzie!

http://runningnakedwithlizziecrackedbirthdaywishes.wordpress.com

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Train Travel Tales 18 – Young Love

She was tired. Fazed. Unsteady. She re-read his text.

“Sorry, I don’t think things will work out between us. Sorry. J.”

Her soul curdled a little more.

No matter how hard she punched the keys of her mobile, he didn’t answer her calls or reply to her texts.

Why? She thought for the umpteenth time. Why?

What about his promises?

What about his birthday present?

She curled up in the seat and looked out of the window. A suburb flashed by. Then a village. Then a house. Her world had stopped. Had been stolen by him. Tears snaked down her cheeks.

Four hours to home.

Is this Death? She wondered.

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