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Hello Oily,

I recently discovered that my skin care regime is a bit on the harsh side.  I have exfoliated so hard that my legs now end at my knees. This makes wearing my new Puma trainers tricky. Also my love life is suffering.

Any tips?

Larry Blister, Alabama

Oily Replies;

Sorry to hear of your difficulties Larry.

But being in Alabama I’d say that makes you quite the catch. Betcha got a purty liddle cousin ain’t ya? Just pluck that banjo and go see her. If she ain’t down for some lovin’ she should have some extra toes you can nick.

Well it’s a start.


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