Posted in Funny, Humor, Humour, Movies, Music, UK, tagged Adele, Bruce Springsteen, Eminem, Harry Potter, Humor, Humour, James Bond, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Movies, Music, Ryan Gosling, Sausages, Show Business, star trek, The Hulk, The Rolling Stones, Tom Cruise on December 31, 2013| 21 Comments »
As our regular readers will know we spent a lot of time this year applying sausages to heads of the famous.
Below are a few examples of our handiwork; Can you name the individuals concerned?
We will continue our work in 2014 – Is there anyone you would like to see accompanied by a sausage in 2014? Let us know!
Posted in Humor, Humour, Music, tagged Adele, Ed Sheeran, Funny, Homr, Humour, Miley Cyrus, Publicty Seeking, Sausages, Twerking on September 25, 2013| 38 Comments »
Yes!
So Sexy!
Here is Adele serenading her sausage;
And here is Ed Sheeran and his pet sausage;
Posted in Humor, Humour, Movies, tagged Adele, Humor, Humour, Images, James Bond, Movies, Music, Photographs, Sausages, Show Business on March 23, 2013| 5 Comments »
Hello
We caused a stir yesterday amongst The Bond Sausage Cognoscenti by failing to list THEIR favourite Bond Sausage movies. We felt it appropriate to reveal the complete ranking prepared by the Bond Sausage Committee at its recent convention in Vienna.
Daniel Craig’s lawyers informed us that sausages on his head are not appropriate and asked we remove the offending image. We have done so but felt obliged to leave a sausage about his person to keep wifey, the fragrant Rach company. Can you spot it?
The Bond Sausage Committee ranked the movies in the following order;
1. Dr Sausage
2. Gold Sausage
3. From Russia With Sausage
4. On Her Majesty’s Secret Sausage
5. Live And Let Sausage
6. The Sausage Who Loved Me
7. A View To A Sausage
8. The Sausage Is Not Enough
9. Sausage Royale
10. The Quantum Of Sausage
11. Octosausage
12. Thundersausage
13. You Only Sausage Twice
14. Sausages Are Forever
15. Licence To Sausage
16. The Living Sausage
17. Die Another Sausage
18. Skysausage
19. Golden Sausage
20. Sausage Never Dies
21. The Man With The Golden Sausage
22. Moonsausage
23. For Your Sausage Only
Whilst this offers a number of opportunities for Double Entendres we will refrain from that (although the mighty blogger Joe Hoover’s suggestion of Sausagepussy did have us giggling. We don’t know why – raised Catholic and not allowed to eat sausages (or play the trumpet) after the age of 13 due to the phallic connotations associated with the good old banger may have something to do with it.
Again we use the picture of Adele singing with a Sausage in Hand and on Head – altogether now – “Isha Sshkyfoallll, when you tumballllllll, hic”.
We Hope This Answers All Your Questions
James Bond Will Return…………
Posted in Humor, Humour, Stories, tagged Adele, Humor, Humour, Images, James Bond, Movies, Music, Photographs, Pop Music, Show Business on March 22, 2013| 36 Comments »
Yes!
Here are the Top 10 Sausage Bond Movies
1. Dr Sausage
2. Gold Sausage
3. From Russia With Sausage
4. On Her Majesty’s Secret Sausage
5. Live And Let Sausage
6. The Sausage Who Loved Me
7. A View To A Sausage
8. The Sausage Is Not Enough
9. Sausage Royale
10. The Quantum Of Sausage
No place for Skysausage, but here is the picture of Adele singing with a Sausage in Hand and on Head (we wring things dry here at GFB!) – altogether now – “Isha Sshkyfoallll, when you tumballllllll, hic”.
Posted in ginger, humor, nonsense, Stories, tagged Adele, Humor, Humour, Images, James Bond, Movies, Music, Photographs, Pop Music, Show Business on January 30, 2013| 25 Comments »
Yes! (And no we are not being phallocentric just sausagecentric)
You can see Tom Cruise with a sausage in his hair here!
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